Funny Status Message #191813

X is St Peter: "so..how did you die?" Me: "I was sat on a beanbag and the house caught fire"
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# 93003 OPERATOR: "9-1-1 please hold." ME: "Hey, Fire can you finish cooking the food before the house?" FIRE: "The one in the Pantry or on the Stove?"
# 94819 "Fight fire with fire" - unequivocally the worst advice I have ever received. My house just burned even faster.
# 165530 There must be a trick to fighting fire with fire because I pretty much just burnt down my whole house...

←Rate | 02-15-2019 04:46 by Truman

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