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   messageicon Iphone has just patented anti sexting software..brett favre your going to want to get a DROID
←Rate | 10-13-2010 23:34 by SlowMotionNinja Comments (0)  


   messageicon Kim Kardashian Says She Would Like To Have Sex With Herself …To Know What It Feels Like! Guess that means that after Kanye West Noone wants to touch her.
←Rate | 02-19-2013 11:13 by SlowMotionNinja Comments (0)  


   messageicon Having a girlfriend is like racking up credit card debit. Exciting for awhile, before becoming a financial burden that prevents you from enjoying cool activities with your friends
←Rate | 03-24-2011 11:58 by SlowMotionNinja Comments (0)  


   messageicon I swear when LeBron James was born and the doctor spanked him he got the foul called
←Rate | 02-27-2011 21:20 by SlowMotionNinja Comments (0)  


   messageicon well America looks like you can kill little girls and get away with it these days...Who wants to track down Bieber with me?
←Rate | 07-13-2011 11:24 by SlowMotionNinja Comments (0)  


   messageicon Went to Hulu this morning. Front page: The Royal Wedding brought to you by Fancy Fest. God That's perfect
←Rate | 04-29-2011 21:36 by SlowMotionNinja Comments (0)  


   messageicon Baby, I would take a bullet for you... In Halo 4... Unless I'm on a kill streak.
←Rate | 01-21-2013 22:20 by SlowMotionNinja Comments (1)  


   messageicon Moms have "mothers day" Dads have "Fathers day" Lovers have "Valentines day" what do single men have?...Palm Sunday
←Rate | 03-23-2011 10:53 by SlowMotionNinja Comments (0)  


   messageicon Watching the movie Independence Day to commemorate Will Smith's efforts in preventing an alien invasion this exact day 16 years ago. I thank Will Smith for my freedom!!!
←Rate | 07-04-2012 16:30 by SlowMotionNinja Comments (0)  


   messageicon She wanted something that went from 0 to 300 in 2 secs so I got her a scale...
←Rate | 09-29-2011 17:11 by SlowMotionNinja Comments (0)  


   messageicon pulled more tail then a slow kid at a petting zoo.
←Rate | 03-27-2011 22:13 by SlowMotionNinja Comments (0)  


   messageicon if noone comes from the future to stop you, how bad of a decision could it really be?
←Rate | 07-29-2014 20:41 by SlowMotionNinja Comments (0)  


   messageicon I just checked on my Farmville after 3 years. It's now a Wal-mart
←Rate | 10-08-2017 12:22 by Slowmotionninja Comments (0)  


   messageicon So I just saw a church sign that said "Why pay for GPS, Jesus gives guidance for free." Do you think Best Buy would match that?
←Rate | 07-24-2012 12:16 by SlowMotionNinja Comments (0)  


   messageicon Tom Brady has to go home and plow his Super Model wife now cause it will be the only was he is scoring anytime soon
←Rate | 01-16-2011 20:31 by SlowMotionNinja Comments (0)  


   messageicon VMA recap: Lady GaGa came in as a man. Nicki Minaj came as Lady GaGa, and Jay-z came in Beyonce
←Rate | 08-30-2011 22:25 by SlowMotionNinja Comments (0)  


   messageicon ❒Flossin' ❒Ballin' ✔Bill Gaten'
←Rate | 04-13-2011 13:18 by SlowMotionNinja Comments (0)  


   messageicon I was just asked to contribute money to help solve the civil unrest in egypt, but I suspect it;s some sort of pyramid scheme
←Rate | 02-09-2011 13:06 by slowmotionninja Comments (0)  


   messageicon when a stripper asks you to beat the hard level on angry birds you DO IT!!!!!
←Rate | 04-02-2011 22:35 by SlowMotionNinja Comments (0)  


   messageicon If your vigina is anything like my hand then we should not have a problem
←Rate | 04-10-2011 00:56 by SlowMotionNinja Comments (0)  



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