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My Chemistry teacher asked me if I know the symbol compound of sodium hydrogen. I said NaH.
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03-06-2011 23:43 by
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If a girl flushes a public toilet with her foot, there is probably a lot of other things she won't do.
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04-19-2011 08:45 by
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The only time I've ever had a chip on my shoulder was when I tried to dump the entire bag into my mouth at once.
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05-01-2011 14:13 by
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Dear slut, Has your right leg ever met your left leg?
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03-04-2011 23:29 by
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Dear Dora, How do you get that t-shirt to fit over your head? Sincerely, Thats physically impossiple
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03-01-2011 11:07 by
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Women have to deal with periods and pregnancy. Men have to deal with Women. It's all about balance.
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03-08-2011 04:39 by
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"Why didn't you answer my phone call?" Oh, sorry I was dancing to the ringtone
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03-01-2011 09:54 by
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If I had a nickel for every time someone said I'm bad at math, I'd have 47 cents.
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06-05-2011 15:20 by
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Spongebob is Definetly Asian! he's Yellow! he knows Karate and he cant drive.
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01-10-2012 03:29 by
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Men are born between a woman's legs and spend the rest of their lives trying to get back in between them, Because theres no place like home.
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02-08-2011 21:53 by
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"Weed is illegal" - "Yeah, so is half the music on your ipod."
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02-04-2011 21:22 by
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I would punch you straight in the face but my hand would get covered in the $hit you talk.
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05-25-2011 11:07 by
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Girls dictionary: No = Yes , Maybe = No , We need = I want , We need to talk = I wanna compalin.
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02-04-2011 19:07 by
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If love truly is blind, she probably can't tell the difference between a gold necklace and a chain of paperclips, right?
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02-21-2011 09:45 by
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Ugly people: Don't play hard to get, you're already hard to want.
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03-01-2011 17:13 by
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Read it slow: LIFEISNOWHERE. What did you read? LIFE IS NO WHERE or LIFE IS NOW HERE? Life is as you read it.
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03-02-2011 22:25 by
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That awkward moment when you want to buy something, check the price and sadly, leave it there.
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02-04-2011 19:30 by
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I'm the type of boy who can set the kitchen on fire by just getting a bowl of cereal.
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03-12-2011 21:45 by
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Spongebob, it's been over 11 years. You're not getting your drivers license.
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03-05-2011 02:13 by
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You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy,the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese,
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03-27-2010 20:50 by
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