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I'd like to kick Murphy's @ss for making any laws.
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06-01-2010 22:30 by
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The truth shall set ye free. But lying shall get ye a bunch of free sh*t.
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06-01-2010 22:29 by
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I am not a control freak. I prefer the term "predictability enthusiast".
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06-01-2010 22:06 by
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I truly wonder how much better life would be if people were required to fill out a CAPTCHA before breeding.
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06-01-2010 13:32 by
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Called my 40 year old cousin in Louisiana and told her she'd better hurry up and get married. There won't be as many fish in the sea now.
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06-01-2010 13:31 by
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People always demand to know who farted as if they'll decide how disgusted to be based on who's responsible.
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06-01-2010 13:30 by
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I don't drool.. I shed mouth tears of joy!
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06-01-2010 13:29 by
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Every time I pour water on myself when attempting to use a water bottle I get sad because even hamsters have mastered this.
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06-01-2010 13:29 by
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We need a set time limit for when people can say "long story short," because it usually comes WAY too late.
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06-01-2010 13:28 by
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I was going to go to the gym and run 7 miles this morning to continue trying to look good but then I remembered I own Photoshop.
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06-01-2010 13:27 by
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There's someone outside wearing nothing but cowboy boots, a candy necklace and a tiara. Damn. What am I suppose to wear now?
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06-01-2010 13:25 by
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I get speechless whenever I see a heavy woman in spandex, usually because my tongue gets tied trying to say "Flubber hugging lady leggings".
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06-01-2010 13:25 by
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Be sure to take the time to honor a soldier today by punching a politician in the face.
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06-01-2010 13:24 by
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Just once I'd like to go into a bar bathroom and under the "For a good time call-" written under it: B- ..4 out of 5 stars, would call again
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06-01-2010 13:23 by
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Do you ever laugh so hard you accidentally work your abs?
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06-01-2010 13:23 by
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Dear BP, None of this would've happened if you had hired the best deep core drilling team -- Bruce Willis, Owen Wilson, Ben Affleck, and the big black guy from Green Mile.
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06-01-2010 13:21 by
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soo The Humane Society says donations can help homeless animals, but I find it's easier to just give a couple bucks to every stray cat I see...
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06-01-2010 13:21 by
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"If I weren't such an alcoholic I would throw my drink in your face"
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06-01-2010 13:08 by
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The fact "gorilla" does not rhyme with "tortilla" infuriates me.
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05-28-2010 11:50 by
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Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how popular it remains?
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05-28-2010 11:49 by
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