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Interesting,,,,, All those years, no one has ever questioned Bob Barker's choice of microphones.
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05-25-2012 17:17 by
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Please print out and redeem this post at your local retailer to receive one free: "What the FRIG is this?"
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05-25-2012 17:22 by
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My life coach just advised me to,,, "run out the clock"
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05-25-2012 17:24 by
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Hey,, You know Paula Deen has no one to blame butter self.
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05-25-2012 17:25 by
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PLEASE,, Let's have a moment of silence for all those who have ever been stuck in traffic on their way to the gym to ride stationary bicycles..
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05-26-2012 07:17 by
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Don't get fooled by the free toilet paper app., My phone is ruined now
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05-26-2012 07:37 by
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I'm pretty sure the way my brother just depicted Oprah in Draw Something should be considered nothing short of a hate crime.
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05-26-2012 13:08 by
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My wife says she is leaving me because because because because becaaaaauuuuuuuuse,,, she says I'm obsessed with the Wizard of Oz.
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05-27-2012 07:06 by
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My only argument with using the treadmill,, is that I can't run away from my farts.
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05-27-2012 07:43 by
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Shouldn't we really wait to hear from Adele's ex boyfriend before we take sides?..
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05-28-2012 06:21 by
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My driver's license says I'm an organ donor but jokes on them because I'm actually a bass player.
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05-28-2012 08:32 by
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My sunscreen says its SPF 100. I opened the tube and actually, out popped a blanket.
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05-28-2012 08:41 by
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I have a feeling that this Philip Philips guy is going to be huge if he can just figure out a way to get one more Philip into his name
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05-28-2012 08:43 by
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If I was single, I would have a stick figure of myself on the back of my car next to a bag of cash.
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05-28-2012 08:47 by
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See?? I told you not to let me hold the chainsaw,,,,,, Now clean up this mess and think about what I've done.
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05-30-2012 13:45 by
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How are poor people SO GOOD at finding money for tattoos???
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05-30-2012 18:57 by
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Keep it down kids,,,, Daddy is trying to think of something stupid to say on the internet.
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06-01-2012 08:25 by
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Anyone else with a Blackberry wanna play Draw Nothing?
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06-01-2012 10:45 by
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I prefer to believe that Eleanor Rigby was really quite popular,, and that her funeral just happened to coincide with the "American Idol" finale.
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06-01-2012 10:50 by
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The first rule of Thesaurus Club is,, You don't talk about, mention, speak of, discuss, chin wag, natter or chat about Thesaurus Club.
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06-02-2012 07:26 by
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