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I get angry when I think about how much time I spent learning to write cursive.
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01-24-2014 18:26 by
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I'm old school when it comes to video games and by that I mean I turn into a senior citizen who yells "which one am I?" every 30 seconds.
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07-14-2012 08:24 by
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Batman has a lot of cool toys,, but if he uses anything but a laser pointer to catch Catwoman in the next movie,, I'll be really disappointed.
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04-18-2012 20:33 by
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Hey, NSA,,,, if you're going to read my posts, would it kill you to like them?
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06-08-2013 08:31 by
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I'm joking about 90% of the time & the other 10% is me being condescending.. Do I need to explain the difference to you?
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04-01-2012 07:17 by
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Pro driving tip: Look in your rear view mirror. If there's a long line of traffic behind you but no one in front of you, you're an ass.
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10-07-2013 16:09 by
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The plain cake donut is always the last one picked.... Come with me poor little plain cake donut,, you can be on my team.
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04-03-2012 21:57 by
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Relationship status: Just got screamed at for peeling the carrots wrong.
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09-14-2014 18:01 by
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It's great that they're searching for Amelia Earhart again,, But I think we've got to brace these people,, there's a good chace she's not alive
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08-18-2012 10:05 by
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For your information, we'll be remembered as the generation who thought a fat Korean pretending to ride a horse was entertaining to look at.
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01-01-2013 10:11 by
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A wise man once said........................... nothing,,, He just let her vent
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01-04-2013 22:38 by
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My favorite part of an oil change is when they show you the air filter,,, and then look at you like you're a disgusting pig.
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03-24-2013 20:22 by
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I want to open a donut shop called Hole Foods.
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07-23-2015 20:13 by
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Why spend all that time in school to be a doctor,, when you can save lives by forwarding an email or reposting a status on your Facebook wall?
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04-28-2012 07:41 by
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I think the show " America's Got Talent " Should have a question mark at the end of it
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05-15-2012 11:24 by
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Hey guy in the car behind me... Honking your horn isn't going to help me type any faster.
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04-12-2013 23:17 by
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I always read my Krispy Kreme order from a pretend list,, so they think I'm getting donuts for the whole office.
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04-14-2012 16:26 by
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Sometimes, when I don't want my wife to find something,,, I put it in her purse.
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10-05-2012 07:54 by
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Pay attention to me boy,,,, Now if something looks like crap,, smells like crap,, and tastes like crap,, You should have stopped at just smelling it.
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01-13-2013 15:12 by
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Hey guys,,, Which sounds better: No longer rabid?, Or rabies free since 2003?........ I'm trying to update my e-harmony profile
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06-18-2013 21:18 by
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