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Here is to another nite I'm not going to remember.. 
how does one reconcile the statements "If at first you don't succeed, try try again" and "The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over expecting different results"?
heard they are now powering street lamps with dog dung in Cambridge, Mass. If this is true, we should be able to plug the entire country's power grid into Capitol Hill and save a FORTUNE!
was initially SHOCKED to here the statistic that "they" say 40% of fathers still pay for their daughter's whole wedding..........but then after some pondering I realized it's probably a small price to get additional women out of the house.......
I hate to admit it but i'm in a really dark place right now... oh wait.... found the light switch... phew! never-mind :
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When I was young, we didn't have MTV. We had to take drugs and go to rock concerts.
The purpose of fruit flies; to make people look insane, grabbing at the air like they are hallucinating.
Gotta [̲̅$̲̅(̲̅1̲̅)̲̅$̲̅] to make you Holler
Ok, it's 2010...Where the hell is my jet pack?
wondering if she should make an effort and pass her exams in case the world isnt ending in 2012
Happy hump day! And no I don't mean Wednesday...
Miley Cyrus awarding best original song at the Oscars...Irony defined?
Heading out to do laundry with a roll of quarters in my pocket. I hope I dont run into anyone I am happy to see.
the most successful people are those who are good at plan B.
never knew Un Dos Tres were count of men. today ricky martin, tmrw jonas brothers!
now answering the phone at work with the following greeting: "Mercy Hospital, Psychiatric Ward, Dr. Lechter speaking..."
will take "same sh*t different day" for $200.00, please
My dad fought in the war and survived mustard gas and pepper spray. He is now classed as a seasoned veteran.
Paul the Octopus just got hired by the CIA ... 