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And for my next trick, I will turn your panties into ankle warmers. 
Did you know that you can't hum with ur nose plugged??
I better lay off the Christmas cookies, my snow angel I just made looks like someone just pulled a stump out of my yard.
I went to the bookstore and asked the saleswoman where the Self Help section was. She said if she told me it would defeat the purpose.
wondering why the police officers never seem to think it's as funny as you do...
I remember passing gum in school was like drug dealing....
When I die, I want my last words to be: "I left a million dollars under the...."
If you were to start a summer camp for kids with ADHD, is it politically incorrect to call it a concentration camp?
STARTING a new company, "Skydiving For Pedophiles." Participants must pay in advance. Cash only.
reading in the paper today about this dwarf that got pickpocketed. How could anyone stoop so low?
When I have a kid, I want to buy one of those strollers for twins. Then put the kid in and run around, looking frantic. When he gets older, I'd tell him he used to have a brother, but he didn't obey.
If lesbians hate men so much, then why do they all try to look like truck drivers?
TSA: Touching, Squeezing, Arresting...
Unbeknownst to most theologians, there were actually four wise men. But he was turned away for bringing a fruit cake..
..bets living in a nudist colony takes all the fun out of Halloween.
I assume most animals are in the zoo for some pretty serious crimes.
The fact "gorilla" does not rhyme with "tortilla" infuriates me.
the perfect body.......would someone please help me get it out of my trunk though, it's really starting to smell.
The police NEVER think it's as funny as I do!.(;
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