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Calm down mechanic guy. Just here for an oil change. If I wanted to know about all the other stuff wrong with my car I’d turn the radio down.
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05-31-2013 21:16 by
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Bit%h If We Break Up... I'm Changing My Netflix Password ... You Ain't Bouta Be Cuddled Up With Anotha Guy On My $8 a Month
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05-31-2013 21:15 by
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Age is no guarantee of maturity.
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05-31-2013 12:46 by
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My girlfriend found lipstick in my pocket, I told her straight up I was cheating, there was no way I was going to confess I sell AVON..
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05-27-2013 22:53 by
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Make sure you love each other for your pleasant personalities coz when the looks are gone its what you will have to live with for the rest of your lives.
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05-27-2013 13:09 by
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Taking back your EX is like buying your shi$ back from your own garage sale..
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05-26-2013 23:56 by
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If you want someone to listen to you, start the conversation with..I shouldn't be telling you this..
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05-26-2013 23:51 by
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Here’s your social security card. It’s paper & has to last you forever. Don’t laminate it. Good luck! -The Government
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05-24-2013 21:45 by
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If your girlfriend doesn’t like that bi&ch, you don’t talk to that bi&ch.
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05-24-2013 21:39 by
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I feel like people who eat breakfast really have their lives together.
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05-24-2013 21:38 by
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It’s funny how 1 text, 1 song, 1 mistake, 1 lie, 1 truth, and 1 person could change your mood in 1 second.
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05-24-2013 21:36 by
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That moment when you realize you can’t ignore someones message on Facebook anymore because it shows that you’ve read it.
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05-24-2013 21:34 by
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he original Nintendo is proof that better graphics doesn’t mean a better game.
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05-24-2013 21:32 by
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I am not sure if I need to get beat up, broke as hell and drive a P.O.S car to get a hot girlfriend. Because that's all I see, ugly is the new hot!
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05-09-2013 22:13 by
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My dad carries pictures of me and my brother where his money used to be.
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05-04-2013 23:53 by
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People dont even say grace before meals anymore . They just hold their phone over the plate, snap a picture, & then upload it to instagram .
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05-03-2013 21:26 by
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I hate when I’m comfortable in bed and I forget my iPhone in the other room!
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05-03-2013 21:25 by
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Life is weird. You can go from being strangers. To being friends. To being more than friends. To being pratically strangers again.
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05-03-2013 21:25 by
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Mom: If all your friends jumped off a cliff would you do it too? Me: If all parents used that same metaphor would you use it too?
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05-03-2013 21:24 by
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Obama: I like Coke. Fox News: Obama has declared war on Pepsi.
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05-03-2013 21:22 by
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