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   messageicon I plead a 5th of Jack Daniels!
←Rate | 10-06-2011 23:25 by eaglet1122 Comments (1)  


   messageicon I'm so glad dog hair is an accepted accessory in society.
←Rate | 10-11-2011 10:19 by flinnie Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's better to have loved and lost than to stay home every night and download increasingly shameful pornography,
←Rate | 10-12-2011 19:29 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon Even though they have no use for them, guys would look kinda weird without nipples.
←Rate | 10-13-2011 19:01 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon wouldn't have to manage her anger if certain people would manage their stupidity.
←Rate | 05-23-2011 20:51 Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's just another day in down turn economy with a rising unemployment rate....but other than that it's paradise...
←Rate | 06-23-2011 09:37 by Nebulith Comments (0)  


   messageicon Words. They can arouse. They can make you laugh, and make you cry. But if you find the one who can heal you with words, never let them go.
←Rate | 07-27-2011 09:40 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I just came across a "R.I.P. Bin Ladin" page, uhh more like R.I.H. for Rot In Hell
←Rate | 05-02-2011 00:57 by Shea1985 Comments (0)  


   messageicon A new tape huh? Man,not only is Osama the Jordan of hide and seek,he's the tupac of terrorism.
←Rate | 05-02-2011 23:54 by @qpid901 Comments (0)  


   messageicon If the rabbit was named "Rabbit", the piglet was named "Piglet", and the owl was named "Owl", why wasn't Christopher Robin named "Dude"?
←Rate | 05-18-2011 14:04 Comments (0)  


   messageicon $9.99 sounds fair enough coz $10 is an outrageous amount of money.
←Rate | 03-10-2012 06:34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon if I want to commit suicide , all I would do is jump from your 'EGO' to your ' IQ Level'.
←Rate | 03-15-2012 15:05 by Missy Comments (0)  


   messageicon The criminals on Scooby Doo suck! A bunch of teenage stoners and a DOG just solved your crime. I think you need a new line of work my friend
←Rate | 03-23-2012 14:15 by @HiYourJon Comments (0)  


   messageicon flagging your girlfriend offside when she leaves the kitchen. a typical valentines day procedure.
←Rate | 02-14-2012 11:57 Comments (0)  


   messageicon and on a positive note today is Taco Tuesday!!
←Rate | 02-14-2012 12:12 Comments (0)  


   messageicon getting a tat of your kids faces is a great idea, as you get saggy and wrinkly it creates a free age progression for them
←Rate | 02-19-2012 11:35 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Go ahead and play "hard to get"...I'll be over here playing "don't give a s$it"
←Rate | 06-18-2012 22:19 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm not what nature intended.
←Rate | 06-20-2012 22:51 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Heard the guy trying on skinny jeans & telling the assistant he's married. Not sure why he got offended when I asked "who's the lucky guy?"
←Rate | 06-27-2012 14:48 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Am I the only one who can't remember anyone's birthday without facebook?
←Rate | 07-01-2012 12:33 Comments (0)  



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