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I just came across a "R.I.P. Bin Ladin" page, uhh more like R.I.H. for Rot In Hell
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05-02-2011 00:57 by
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A new tape huh? Man,not only is Osama the Jordan of hide and seek,he's the tupac of terrorism.
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05-02-2011 23:54 by
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If the rabbit was named "Rabbit", the piglet was named "Piglet", and the owl was named "Owl", why wasn't Christopher Robin named "Dude"?
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05-18-2011 14:04
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wouldn't have to manage her anger if certain people would manage their stupidity.
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05-23-2011 20:51
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It's just another day in down turn economy with a rising unemployment rate....but other than that it's paradise...
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06-23-2011 09:37 by
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$9.99 sounds fair enough coz $10 is an outrageous amount of money.
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03-10-2012 06:34
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if I want to commit suicide , all I would do is jump from your 'EGO' to your ' IQ Level'.
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03-15-2012 15:05 by
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The criminals on Scooby Doo suck! A bunch of teenage stoners and a DOG just solved your crime. I think you need a new line of work my friend
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03-23-2012 14:15 by
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flagging your girlfriend offside when she leaves the kitchen. a typical valentines day procedure.
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02-14-2012 11:57
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and on a positive note today is Taco Tuesday!!
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02-14-2012 12:12
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getting a tat of your kids faces is a great idea, as you get saggy and wrinkly it creates a free age progression for them
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02-19-2012 11:35
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Go ahead and play "hard to get"...I'll be over here playing "don't give a s$it"
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06-18-2012 22:19 by
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I'm not what nature intended.
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06-20-2012 22:51
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Heard the guy trying on skinny jeans & telling the assistant he's married. Not sure why he got offended when I asked "who's the lucky guy?"
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06-27-2012 14:48
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Am I the only one who can't remember anyone's birthday without facebook?
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07-01-2012 12:33
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You had me at "You f*cking weirdo" just before you shut your window curtains
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07-06-2012 00:04
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Some people look at a mousetrap and just see a trap for a mouse. Some of us look and see free cheese and a challenge.
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11-17-2011 22:04 by
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I think I may be getting too old for a holiday metro vest and skinny jeans....Which most likely explains the weird looks I was getting when I split my pants while shopping at Hot Topic!
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11-22-2011 14:27 by
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Some people carry a yoga mat, which says a lot about them. I carry a placemat, which says a lot about me.
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12-09-2011 13:21
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There's always a ho or a rumour that ruins every relationship
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