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I plead a 5th of Jack Daniels! 
I'm so glad dog hair is an accepted accessory in society.
It's better to have loved and lost than to stay home every night and download increasingly shameful pornography,
Even though they have no use for them, guys would look kinda weird without nipples.
One good thing about hurricane Irene. The news has pre-empted NASCAR on the east coast.
today was alot like my X girlfriend... cold and miserable
I just came across a "R.I.P. Bin Ladin" page, uhh more like R.I.H. for Rot In Hell
A new tape huh? Man,not only is Osama the Jordan of hide and seek,he's the tupac of terrorism.
If the rabbit was named "Rabbit", the piglet was named "Piglet", and the owl was named "Owl", why wasn't Christopher Robin named "Dude"?
wouldn't have to manage her anger if certain people would manage their stupidity.
It's just another day in down turn economy with a rising unemployment rate....but other than that it's paradise...
$9.99 sounds fair enough coz $10 is an outrageous amount of money.
if I want to commit suicide , all I would do is jump from your 'EGO' to your ' IQ Level'.
The criminals on Scooby Doo suck! A bunch of teenage stoners and a DOG just solved your crime. I think you need a new line of work my friend
flagging your girlfriend offside when she leaves the kitchen. a typical valentines day procedure.
and on a positive note today is Taco Tuesday!!
getting a tat of your kids faces is a great idea, as you get saggy and wrinkly it creates a free age progression for them
Go ahead and play "hard to get"...I'll be over here playing "don't give a s$it"
I'm not what nature intended.
Heard the guy trying on skinny jeans & telling the assistant he's married. Not sure why he got offended when I asked "who's the lucky guy?" 