anonymous Funny Status Messages

   have sex not children

   terrified of being offline

   due to the economic crisis is now only "pimping his profile".

   suffering from insanity...and enjoying every minute of it!

   wearing spray on pants.

   has decided that when I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car

   wouldnt be caught dead with a necrophiliac!

   waiting for Godot.

   thinks the world is her oyster. Now if only she could find a shucking knife.....

   no expectations = no dissapointments

   ıs ndsıpǝ poʍu

   just not the same since that house fell on my sister

   just bought another load of laundry at Kohl's..

   a cereal killer

   looking to the 8 ball for all the answers

   Tough decisions... Beat off in the shower and waste water or use Kleenex and add to landfill? What can I say? I love Mother Earth and big titties.

   leaving your mouth with a great clean feeling

   guesses Chris Brown sure taught Rihanna how to breathe with "no air"

   "childish. No he's not, yes he is, no he's not, yes he is."

   knew the aliens would let him go sometime.