Funny Status Message #2775
X thinks the world is her oyster. Now if only she could find a shucking knife.....
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- # 122846 The world is our oyster (aphrodisiacs) which means the world makes us horny. and that is why it is perfectly natural that we should have sex right here, right now, and yet, in spite of the validity of my argument, this pickup line does not work.
- # 80107 What's the difference between an epileptic oyster shucker and a hooker with diarrhea?An epileptic oyster shucker shucks between fits
- # 10349 thinks you are so dull that even watching you choke on a knife would be boring.
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