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R.I.P. to all my ex's.. The funeral will be held at "Never Again Christian Church" On the corner of "I'm done Road" & "F*ck you Avenue"
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06-21-2013 21:33 by
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"instagram are you okay?" "yeah i'm vine" "what was that" "i said i'm fine"
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06-21-2013 21:30 by
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Kids today will never understand the feeling of slamming a phone shut after an argument. All they can do is just poke at a screen.
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06-21-2013 21:27 by
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Instead of getting periods, can girls just get a text once a month from mother nature saying 'you're not pregnant have a nice day!'
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06-21-2013 21:26 by
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Bi&ches Be Like Wake up *pic* Get dressed *pic* School Flow *pic* Bored *pic* With Bae *pic* No Filter *pic* Goodnight *pic* Goodnight *pic*
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06-21-2013 21:26 by
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I wish weekends went by like microwave minutes
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06-09-2013 23:05 by
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All single ladies, stop saying you should just give up and get a cat. If no man wants you, don’t force an innocent cat to live with you
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06-07-2013 21:25 by
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Mirror: “You look cute today”. Camera: “Lol, no”. Instagram filters: “I got chu”
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06-07-2013 21:24 by
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The only reason my heart appears cold and black is because I have my real heart locked in an indestrucible black heart shaped box and cryogenically frozen to prevent further damage.
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06-07-2013 21:21 by
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Remember Hey Arnold? Rugrats? CatDog? Rocket Power? Kenan & Kel? The Amanda Show?… When Nickelodeon made sense.
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06-07-2013 21:21 by
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Marriage is like a public toilet.Those waiting outside are desperate to get in.Those inside are desperate to get out
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06-07-2013 21:20 by
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When you mess up a guy’s hair, he thinks it’s cute, but when you mess up a girl’s hair, just hope you’re wearing something bulletproof.
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06-07-2013 21:19 by
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Being single sucks when you know exactly who you want.
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06-07-2013 21:18 by
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How to murder someone: tell them you love them so much, and then go on to forget about their existence.
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06-01-2013 05:42 by
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Overprotective parents raise the best liars.
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05-31-2013 21:23 by
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Girls have periods, cramps, babies, and everything else. The least a guy could do is text her first
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05-31-2013 21:22 by
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Girls who pretend to act stupid because they think it's cute need to be slapped in the face with a brick.
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05-31-2013 21:20 by
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Dear Fellow Americans, we need to stop making stupid people famous.
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05-31-2013 21:19 by
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“Who is this I just got a new phone?” Really means I didn’t bother to store your number because you aren’t that important.
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05-31-2013 21:18 by
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Imagine this: you’re home alone and you sneeze. Suddenly the phone rings and you answer, then someone whispers “Bless you” and hangs up.
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05-31-2013 21:17 by
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