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I Saw a Vespa crash into a Toyota Prius today...... There was glitter everywhere.
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04-28-2012 19:25 by
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My ceiling fan has three settings: -- very slow -- Medium ,, and --I'm about to fly off the ceiling and kill you in a freak ceiling fan accident
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04-28-2012 19:40 by
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Yes,, I'm just posting for the sake of posting.. I'm sorry that my posts aren't curing cancer like yours are.
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04-28-2012 19:48 by
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If my dad were alive today he would say, "Son,, stop telling people I'm dead".
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04-29-2012 16:47 by
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Give a woman a compliment, she'll smile for a day.. Teach a woman to fish for compliments & she'll be annoying for the rest of her life.
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04-29-2012 21:07 by
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I'm gonna get one of those giant, old-timey bicycles. You know the type, where if you tipped over you fell 20ft. and died..... yeah,,one of those
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04-30-2012 15:17 by
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You can tell how well people cut their grass,, by the way they color things in,, on "Draw Something."
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04-30-2012 15:20 by
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Yes, I hate you,,, but I'm not in hate, with you.
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04-30-2012 15:22 by
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It is a FACT: Girls with cats, are WAY more single than girls with dogs.
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04-30-2012 15:24 by
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NEWS FLASH: The Bush's baked beans dog finally speaks out, says dogs actually hate Sarah McLachlan.
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04-30-2012 15:28 by
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I just had a cup of coffee "So Bad",, that it actually played bass guitar for Nickleback........... Horrible coffee,,,Yuck,,Ptuuey..
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04-30-2012 16:21 by
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"I'm not mad." - My wife when she's mad,,, Well,, actually EVERY woman when she's mad
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04-30-2012 16:24 by
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My wife's great-great-grandmother on her mother's side was The Kracken
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04-30-2012 20:37 by
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When you hear "that's illegal in 49 states,"....The other state is ALWAYS Kentucky..
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05-01-2012 13:19 by
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As a father to 2 sons & a grandfather to 2 grandsons,, I often find myself torn between.. "Don't ever do that again" and " Ahh,Good one!"
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05-01-2012 13:25 by
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"It's not you, it's me" - me, explaining "awesome"
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05-01-2012 13:28 by
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Heard the Kardashians referred to as "American Royalty" on the radio today.....Currently in the bathroom taking an "American Royalty"
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05-02-2012 17:59 by
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"What did I do?" -- the horse you rode in on.
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05-02-2012 18:02 by
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You know you've made it,, when your joke makes its way back to you in someone else's Facebook status
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05-02-2012 20:03 by
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Like my Great Grandmother always used to say,,,, 'Marry someone who will love you for your posts and not your profile banner.'
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05-03-2012 15:47 by
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