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If I come to your house and you say "make yourself at home", don't get mad when I take my pants off and drink your beer.
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04-24-2012 21:13 by
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DOCTORS WRITING: "﹏﹏ ﹏﹏ ﹏﹏." HOW I SEE IT: "∮₪₮₩£." HOW THE PHARMACIST SEES IT: "Aspirin."
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03-06-2012 19:58 by
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Facebook account for sale, Friends included
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05-27-2010 15:04 by
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Occasionally, I like to take a look through my old status updates and smile smugly at my sparkling wit.
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09-08-2011 22:33 by
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Be tender to the young, compassionate to the aged, tolerant with the weak. For in your life you will be all of these.
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03-10-2011 12:00 by
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The older I get, the more I think I owe my parents an apology...
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04-05-2012 20:49 by
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How do homeless people always seem to get the shopping cart that has all four good wheels?
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05-15-2012 21:07 by
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Why do the people in front of me at the ATM always seems to be having some sort of damn major financial crisis?
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06-11-2012 22:01 by
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Some people can ruin how attractive they are by doing this weird thing with their mouth... it's called "talking"
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06-11-2012 22:05 by
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I just burned 1200 calories.I forgot the pizza in the oven
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06-15-2012 22:09 by
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I don't hate you, I'm just not necessarily excited about your existence.
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03-08-2012 22:06 by
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I do everything faster when I have to pee.
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03-27-2012 21:58 by
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The only thing worse than girls going after the "Bad Boy" is today's perception of what a Bad Boy is.
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04-12-2012 20:00 by
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Whenever I see someone running in normal clothes, I immediately assume something is wrong.
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12-06-2011 21:09 by
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Your duty as a best friend is to LIKE my Facebook posts even if they suck
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05-07-2012 21:23 by
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Facebook would be much more interesting if they let you decide, which part of the body you wanna Poke.
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05-14-2012 21:13 by
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Everyone thinks that girls dream about finding the perfect guy, pssht we dream about eating whatever we want and not getting fat!
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01-22-2012 22:24 by
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If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black were drowning and you could only save one, would you go to lunch or read the paper?
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09-14-2012 21:15 by
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f I show you a picture on my phone, don’t swipe left, don’t swipe right. Just look.
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04-19-2013 21:29 by
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I think Oprah should marry Deepak Choprah and take his last name.
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02-07-2014 21:30 by
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