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Why isn't cat food made from squirrels, mice and birds? I've yet to find half a tuna on my porch.
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06-11-2017 11:06
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One of the worst jobs in the world has to be a fruit stand vendor in a James Bond movie.
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07-11-2017 09:28
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If we want to make America great again, we will have to make evil people fear punishment again.
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08-09-2017 13:27
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it just me, or is Tom cruise starting to look like a middle aged lesbian?
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08-27-2018 14:36 by
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Anyone know how Pink's parents are named? I am assuming Red and White.
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03-06-2018 12:12
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SCIENCE FACT: All the lost hours from Daylight Savings get added to Betty White’s lifespan.
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03-13-2018 02:18
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I have a sneaking suspicion that Elton John couldn’t have cared less about how tight Susie wore her dresses.
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03-22-2018 16:28 by
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I accidentally drank two energy drinks this morning and now my house is decorated for Christmas.
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09-25-2013 11:22 by
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How can you tell that the truth is being told? When Facebook blocks it, Twitter deletes it, Google hides it, Youtube bans it, the media censor it, and the government forbids it.
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09-11-2021 02:40
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I think I just saw the Mucinex family walking out of Wal-Mart.
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04-05-2014 21:46 by
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When life hands you Don Lemon, change the channel.
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04-22-2021 09:48
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A person who says they will never lie to you is probably lying already
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02-05-2012 21:24 by
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I should run for political office just to see what kind of scandalous dirt they dig up. It would be nice to piece together my twenties.
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02-03-2012 13:21 by
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United Airlines.... Board as Doctor, leave as patient.
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04-11-2017 17:44
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I have my headphones on, but judging by the reactions, that was an audible fart.
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02-17-2013 13:42 by
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You know it's a classy establishment when they quietly ask you to leave.
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05-07-2013 01:39 by
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Maybe I'm old school, but I like women with eyebrows actually made out of hair.
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10-14-2015 14:49 by
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If Biden had a quarter for every smart thing he ever said, he’d have two dimes.
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08-02-2021 05:18
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No person who calls themselves the President of the United States should be on vacation while the world crumbles down around them.
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08-15-2021 14:32
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April fool's day idea: Unplug the copier at work & put a sign on it that says "Now voice activated!" Sit back & watch the magic unfold.
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04-01-2013 06:20 by
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