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When your kids become teenagers, it's important to have a dog so someone in the house is happy to see you.
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12-17-2016 08:58
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My husband woke up this morning with a HUGE smile on his face. I love Sharpie markers.
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Why isn't cat food made from squirrels, mice and birds? I've yet to find half a tuna on my porch.
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06-11-2017 11:06
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If we want to make America great again, we will have to make evil people fear punishment again.
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08-09-2017 13:27
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Anyone know how Pink's parents are named? I am assuming Red and White.
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03-06-2018 12:12
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SCIENCE FACT: All the lost hours from Daylight Savings get added to Betty White’s lifespan.
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03-13-2018 02:18
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I have a sneaking suspicion that Elton John couldn’t have cared less about how tight Susie wore her dresses.
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03-22-2018 16:28 by
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Welcome to your 40s. Drugs are no longer just for fun, they’re medicine now
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12-09-2018 10:22
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it just me, or is Tom cruise starting to look like a middle aged lesbian?
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08-27-2018 14:36 by
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It’s funny how watching your kids get older is both the best and the worst thing ever
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05-18-2013 18:55 by
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I accidentally drank two energy drinks this morning and now my house is decorated for Christmas.
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09-25-2013 11:22 by
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I think I just saw the Mucinex family walking out of Wal-Mart.
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04-05-2014 21:46 by
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When life hands you Don Lemon, change the channel.
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04-22-2021 09:48
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A person who says they will never lie to you is probably lying already
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02-05-2012 21:24 by
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I should run for political office just to see what kind of scandalous dirt they dig up. It would be nice to piece together my twenties.
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02-03-2012 13:21 by
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United Airlines.... Board as Doctor, leave as patient.
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04-11-2017 17:44
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I have my headphones on, but judging by the reactions, that was an audible fart.
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02-17-2013 13:42 by
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You know it's a classy establishment when they quietly ask you to leave.
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05-07-2013 01:39 by
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Maybe I'm old school, but I like women with eyebrows actually made out of hair.
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10-14-2015 14:49 by
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No person who calls themselves the President of the United States should be on vacation while the world crumbles down around them.
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