BEGO Funny Status Messages

   I see by your Facebook bio that you're into crafts, blogging, windmills, cats, food, earwax, wine, jazz, God, gaming. ME TOO!

   Since the damn world is ending in 2012, I've decided to buy everything at places with a "Don't pay until 2013" plan.

   It does not matter if you fall down as long as you pick up something from the floor while you get up.

   FACT: If you don't own a suit, you get to stay in your twenties forever.

   It may take a village to raise a child. But it only takes one condom to save them the hassle.

   I'm not only a workaholic, I drink at home too.

   Some guys think all they have to do is try hard to get a girl, but what they don't know is the most important part is keeping her

   Monday is the strongest day of all the weekdays, even though it is cursed by every other person in this world, it still exists

   I had a nightmare. I dreamt I was you.

   Dear Yahoo, I've never heard anyone say, "I don't know, let's Yahoo! it..." just saying.Sincerely, Google.

   Dear 2010, So I hear the best rapper is white and the president is black? WTF happened?! Sincerely, 1985

   Dear Rubik's Cube, Done! Sincerely, Colorblind

   Dear Icebergs, Sorry to hear about the global warming. Karma's a b**ch.Sincerely, The Titanic

   When I got Internet, I started watching T.V. less and less.

   You are the most amazing thing I could ever ask for. I love you with all my heart and I hope you never change again because you are perfect the way you are. You mean the world to me in every single way. Love you FB

   God Created the Universe,everything else is 'Made In China'

   Look down at your chest, a little to the left OK - that's where i'll always rest.

   Be careful in who you choose... and careful what you fall for.

   I've got five fingers. the middle is yours.

   Women and tax forms have a lot in common…Men love to cheat on them.