Tjshome.com
Funny Status Messages
Submit Status
TJ's Blog
Image Filters
Contact US
Funny Status Messages
|
Recent Comments
|
Submit a Status Message
joser Funny Status Messages
View All Funny Status Messages
Sort:
Recent
|
Oldest
|
Rating
Trump Filter:
ON
|
OFF
Search Messages:
[
Clear
]
«Prev
«1
10
11
12
13
14
15
16
17
Next»
Most Recent
Search results for status messages containing 'joser'
:
View All Messages
Page: 14 of 41
I had 99 problems but I took one down and passed it around.
18
4
←Rate |
07-13-2010 18:13 by
Joser
Comments (
0
)
It wasn't until Rick gazed upon a photo on her facebook after 4 kids, and 80 pounds that he finally stopped wishing he had Jessie's girl.
31
7
←Rate |
05-25-2010 18:21 by
Joser
Comments (
0
)
Facebook is doing maintenance on my account. I hope that means they're airbrushing my profile pics!
31
7
←Rate |
06-02-2010 19:48 by
Joser
Comments (
0
)
Just before I die I'm going to get my hand stamped in case I want to come back in.
31
7
←Rate |
07-13-2010 19:57 by
Joser
Comments (
0
)
Please, Lord, let me prove that winning the lottery won't spoil me...
57
13
←Rate |
04-06-2010 02:24 by
Joser
Comments (
2
)
girl next to me at work is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup... NICE!
35
8
←Rate |
04-28-2010 13:43 by
Joser
Comments (
0
)
Hangovers are for people foolish enough to stop drinking.
35
8
←Rate |
07-11-2010 15:39 by
Joser
Comments (
0
)
This Halloween I'll be a banker. I'll eat all my candy, all yours, then convince the government that if I don't get more candy we all starve.
39
9
←Rate |
07-12-2010 11:35 by
Joser
Comments (
0
)
This isn't quite what I wanted to be when I grew up, but it was the best I could do on such short notice.
26
6
←Rate |
04-26-2010 20:15 by
Joser
Comments (
0
)
I have often regretted my speech, never my silence...
26
6
←Rate |
04-29-2010 23:31 by
Joser
Comments (
0
)
My futon might pull out, but I don't!
26
6
←Rate |
05-01-2010 14:31 by
Joser
Comments (
0
)
My philosophy? People who have creepy dungeons probably don't wear a watch. So, when a stranger asks for the time, I pepper spay them.
26
6
←Rate |
05-21-2010 17:47 by
Joser
Comments (
2
)
used the search term "the perfect job for me" on google and it laughed at me...
13
3
←Rate |
04-22-2010 17:53 by
Joser
Comments (
0
)
wants you to know that you have my undivided, continuous, partial attention.
13
3
←Rate |
06-15-2010 18:38 by
Joser
Comments (
0
)
Maybe this world is another planet's hell...
30
7
←Rate |
04-28-2010 22:28 by
Joser
Comments (
0
)
The dog keeps licking his butt and staring at me. I don't feel bad for him though. I tried to give him toilet paper and he ate it.
34
8
←Rate |
06-30-2010 17:53 by
Joser
Comments (
0
)
If you accept a penny for your thoughts, not only are you a philosophical prostitute. You're not a very good one.
34
8
←Rate |
07-01-2010 17:33 by
Joser
Comments (
0
)
This day needs more yesterday...
17
4
←Rate |
06-28-2010 21:16 by
Joser
Comments (
0
)
Sex is like Jenga: you pull out and try not to make a mess
38
9
←Rate |
05-14-2010 18:57 by
Joser
Comments (
0
)
The happiest sentence, ruined by one word: I'm getting laid. Off.
38
9
←Rate |
05-27-2010 18:13 by
Joser
Comments (
0
)
«Prev
«1
10
11
12
13
14
15
16
17
Next»
Most Recent
[Search Results] [
View All Messages
]
Submit your own funny facebook status message here:
Name:
Status Message:
X says
X is
X was
X has
X
...
characters left
Read the Rules
Site Links
Home
Funny Status Messages
Status Message Generator
TJ's Blog
About Tjshome
Contact Us
Privacy
© 1999 - 2021 Tjshome.com