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An optimist stays up until midnight to see the New Year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves. 
Hey guy with the flat billed hat turned sideways and pants half off, I'm pretty sure the world will never take you seriously, ever! But, way to keep trying
The unemployment numbers are twice as bad if you count people who describe themselves as "bloggers."
thinks that it's people that give drinking a bad name.
That thing people do with their mouth when they're using their tongue to get food out of their teeth, I bet there's porn for that.
feeling politely confrontational this evening. Would anyone care for a piece of me?
still amazed that the technologically challenged are drawn like moths to a flame towards the Self-Check out Lanes at every large Grocery.
The trouble with doing something right the first time is that nobody appreciates how difficult it was.
You know what I like to do on Facebook? Answer my own questions.
saw Inception earlier....now I am spinning things on my desk to see if maybe I am dreaming.
It is often said cooking is an art. But I have very few meals that I would hang on my wall.
Before a Break up, Always have a Back up !!
has transferred organic stickers from the apples & put them on the Oreo packages in the grocery store to make them healthier. They're on me. Enjoy!
had a dream that this woman was trying to kill me with a butcher knife...which makes me think the woman of my dreams is not someone I should be looking for.
If I had a nickel for everytime someone asked if I was bad at math, I'd have 62 cents.
shocked that Facebook is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people.
im a fan of the tube top, but even tires have pressure limits....
Laughing at your mistakes can lengthen your life. Laughing at someone else's can shorten it.
If anyone sees a bunch of people in their front yard tonight, don't be alarmed, were just christmas tree shopping.
you have more problems than a math book. 