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This is a shout out, to those of you on the toilet right now reading this... Have a good dump. Seriously.
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07-13-2016 23:01 by
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FYI,,, I never really know when to stop peeling cabbage.
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07-13-2016 22:40 by
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Well tonight's date night for me and the wife I certainly hope we don't run into each other
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07-13-2016 22:28 by
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I'm almost positive that Mona Lisa is smiling because she just passed gas and got away with it.
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07-10-2016 20:33 by
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Someone's overfeeding that damn cat. I mean.. there's something like Stonehenge in her litter box.
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06-27-2016 19:32 by
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Tell me how many bottles you have on your bathroom sink and I'll tell you how many women you live with. 20 bottles? Buddy, that's one woman.
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06-12-2016 17:07 by
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[enter new password] *CVSReceipt* [password too long]
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06-11-2016 08:11 by
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FRIEND: What is that smell?.. ME: My new Axe spray. Earl Grey Tea, and Yorkshire Pudding.... Friend: *gag* why?... ME: Chicks dig English Axe scents.
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06-11-2016 08:09 by
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Everyone knows it's "Private eyes", single clap, "They're watching you", double clap. Now,church choir, for the love of God, get your crap together.
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05-31-2016 22:44 by
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If our children don't learn cursive, how will they ever be able to read those inspirational tattoos people put on their ribs?
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05-31-2016 22:41 by
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My autocorrect changed gluten-free to glutton-free, because my Droid has the special fat shaming software update.
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05-31-2016 22:40 by
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Oh, And BTW.... If you throw a porcupine at a dart board, you get all the points...
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05-31-2016 22:26 by
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Panini is Italian for $14 grilled cheese.... #googletranslate
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05-31-2016 22:23 by
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When I die, I want a closed casket and "Pop goes the weasel" on repeat so people will wait in stunned horror for me to pop out.
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05-31-2016 22:10 by
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My mom just wrote down a website in cursive. I feel like my whole world is falling apart.
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05-29-2016 23:08 by
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It's cute how Pepperidge Farms puts those paper cups between my cookies. lol,,, It doesn't even slow me down.
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05-29-2016 20:20 by
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Look on the bright side, your insomnia keeps most of the spiders out of your mouth.
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05-29-2016 20:19 by
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My philosophy is if you haven't used something in over a year you should just throw it away, which is why my genitals are in the garbage
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05-29-2016 19:59 by
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When I lose a sock in the wash, I'll usually pour a little detergent out on the floor out of respect.
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05-29-2016 19:31 by
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I put my phone in Airplane mode and now Leslie Nielsen won't leave until I promise to stop calling him Shirley
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05-29-2016 19:31 by
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