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It must be a real self-esteem killer for a fat lady if the show always ends after she sings.
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06-20-2010 22:05 by
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I hate when people say "have a nice day." Like I'm gonna be in anguish later then think "Oh yeah, Truck Driver guy told me to have a nice day."
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06-18-2010 18:42 by
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If you think about it, "This was the greatest day of my life" is a very pessimistic statement.
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06-18-2010 18:42 by
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Bumper stickers I'd like to give out: I BRAKE FOR NO REASON / MY OTHER SIGNAL IS OFF / HONK IF YOU HATE WAITING AT GREEN LIGHTS
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06-18-2010 18:41 by
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I have accumulated considerable wealth which, along with my collection of firearms, makes me very attractive to women. (Every rap song)
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06-18-2010 18:41 by
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I really don't think baby steps is an effective way of getting somewhere. For one thing, they fall on their faces half the time.
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06-18-2010 18:39 by
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I like to follow up a compliment with a threat. For example, "Nice shirt! I'll fight you for it."
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06-17-2010 20:26 by
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Dear Life, You have some explaining to do...
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06-17-2010 18:57 by
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Wave your hands in the air! Wave ‘em all around like you're relatively indifferent to the current situation in which you find yourself!
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06-16-2010 21:59 by
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thinks that the worst part about not being able to log into Facebook is not having a place to complain about not being able to get on Facebook.
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06-16-2010 19:15 by
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A lot of money is tainted. It taint yours and it taint mine...
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06-16-2010 19:12 by
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I find my nose is always itchiest right before I scratch it.
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06-16-2010 18:20 by
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Will work for salary and benefits with an annual cost of living increase but not on weekends, statutory holidays, or during 3-week vacation.
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06-16-2010 18:19 by
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I see Coke is once again running their popular "Look Under the Cap to Try Again" contest.
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06-16-2010 18:19 by
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Google just returned 3,250,000,000 results for my search. Cancel my afternoon appointments.
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06-16-2010 18:18 by
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I saw a PETA add with several attractive women saying “I'd rather go naked than wear fur”. Please, no one tell them there's a third option.
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06-16-2010 18:17 by
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Look, all we have to do is put little pieces of paper with mystical-sounding gibberish on them inside these cookies -- we'll make a fortune!
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06-16-2010 18:16 by
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Every Ice Age starts the same way. With a lonely squirrel just tryin' to get a nut.
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06-16-2010 18:14 by
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You can't talk to me that way. Seriously, turn towards me so I can hear what you're saying.
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06-16-2010 18:00 by
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I'd still be extremely impressed with a one trick pony if the trick were juggling.
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06-16-2010 17:58 by
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