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Nutella...the only reason I buy bread.
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08-17-2013 22:07 by
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Some guy screwed you over? Would you like to explain how the whole male population is responsible for this?
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08-16-2013 22:14 by
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Your parents payed your iPhone, MacBook and bought you car? And they're paying for your school? Please, tell me how hard your life is.
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08-16-2013 22:12 by
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Telling a girl to "calm down" is like trying to baptize a cat.
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08-16-2013 22:10 by
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Ladies If it takes you more than a hour to get ready, then you aren't as cute as you think you are
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08-16-2013 22:08 by
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If you wear Hollister past seventh grade I'm just gonna assume you enjoy the taste of another man's schlong.
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08-16-2013 22:06 by
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To "scratch" your balls is a false saying. It's more of a "pinch and roll"
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08-16-2013 22:04 by
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f your ex texts you, its probably because they tried to replace you, but failed.
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08-16-2013 22:03 by
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Hey Guys, never chase women. Chase your dreams and women will follow.
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08-10-2013 23:33 by
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The best way to a woman's heart is by saying three words ''- You lost weight...!!!!
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08-10-2013 22:24 by
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Love is like a Hot Pocket: If you rush into it, you’re bound to get burned.
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08-08-2013 22:24 by
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So if the Jacksonville Jaguars are known as the “Jags” and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers are known as the “Bucs,” what does that make the Tennessee Titans?
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08-08-2013 22:24 by
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Girls dont dress for boys, they dress for themselves. If girls dressed for boys, they’d just walk around naked all the time.
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08-05-2013 22:55 by
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Never trust someone that smiles on Monday morning.
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08-05-2013 21:57 by
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I'd rather watch highlights from a WNBA game than listen to ESPN talk about Johnny Manziel and A-Rod again.
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08-05-2013 21:56 by
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Never sure if a girl is hot or just that her massive sunglasses are blocking her face.
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08-05-2013 21:53 by
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Whenever I hand someone my camera to take a picture, they act like I’m asking them to pilot an alien spaceship. JUST PUSH THE DAMN BUTTON!
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08-04-2013 21:44 by
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Hey homeless guy, quick tip: don’t panhandle outside the 99 Cent Store, we’re not that far from you.
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08-04-2013 21:43 by
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Ever want to click on someone’s Facebook status and fix all the spelling and grammatical errors for them?
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08-04-2013 21:43 by
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I don’t care what people think of me… At least mosquitoes find me attractive.
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08-04-2013 21:42 by
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