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Guys who say they like girls who don't wear makeup really mean they like girls that look really hot without the help of makeup.
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06-15-2012 22:06 by
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When I was a child,I acted like a child and had imaginary friends,now they just call it facebook.
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10-14-2011 20:58 by
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advises all the young people, "Do not grow up; it's a trap!!"
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04-29-2012 22:54 by
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NO, you don't have “haters”. People just don't like you. Get over yourself.
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01-25-2012 15:59 by
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The McRib is like an exgirlfriend visiting, you know you probably shouldn't do it, but hey, it's back for a limited time.
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03-29-2012 20:38 by
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Sometimes, I feel like my life should be documented for future generations.
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05-05-2012 22:47 by
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Sometimes I want to ask certain people, "So you looked in the mirror and thought you looked good enough to go outside?"
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06-18-2012 22:22 by
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Talking about me behind my back? That means my life is obviously more interesting than yours.
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11-11-2011 21:24 by
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The biggest lie on Facebook: 'status offline'
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09-10-2011 22:36 by
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Saying, "Hang on, I can't hear you!" while I'm in the bathroom is not my way of telling you, "Please talk louder." Just give me a freaking minute.
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05-19-2011 22:14 by
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Send a Hallmark Card to my EX: ""I'm so miserable without you, it's almost like you're still here
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05-19-2011 22:29 by
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Kids, try dealing with bullies the way I did: Grow up to be smarter, wealthier and better looking than them and then add them on Facebook.
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10-10-2012 22:19 by
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Today everyone will update about who they chose for president, then tomorrow it will be back to what they chose for lunch.
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11-06-2012 18:57 by
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[ ] single. [ ] taken. [X] I get about as much attention as a white crayon."
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05-11-2012 21:22 by
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Make a wish, and only you know it. Make a mistake, and everyone knows it.
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12-22-2011 22:28 by
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Got interrupted downloading the new version of iTunes by a pop up that asked if I wanted to download the even newer version of iTunes.
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10-16-2015 22:06 by
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Dear Mr. Chip bag thank you for telling me that 23 peices equal one serving. However, I need clarification on the exact size of your standard chip. Perhaps a life size picture on the bag would help.
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05-04-2011 15:52 by
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Experts say caffeine is bad for you, fat is bad you, sugar is bad for you… But don't worry, worrying is also bad for you too
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06-18-2012 22:23 by
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I had so much coffee I made it to work in under 4 minutes but I forgot to bring my car!
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07-17-2012 22:01 by
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Women: the only problem I don't mind "wrestling" with.
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09-19-2012 21:22 by
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