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Education should be free for all people willing to learn!
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08-30-2013 23:13 by
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To skip any youtbue ad just change ‘youtbue’ to ‘youtubeskip’ in the url of any video. You’re welcome.
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08-30-2013 23:13 by
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There’s “hell” in hello, “good” in goodbye, “lie” in believe, “over” in lover, “end” in friend, “ex” in “next”, & “if” in life.
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08-30-2013 23:12 by
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Missing someone has been proven to cause insomnia. Being frustrated because you’re without that special someone keeps you awake.
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08-30-2013 23:11 by
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Me: I cleaned all the dishes Mom: aren’t you going to put them away too? Me: you have to upgrade from the trial version to the full version
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08-30-2013 23:10 by
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Basically the whole point of Facebook is so you can see if you’re prettier than your ex’s new girlfriend.
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08-30-2013 23:09 by
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Does anyone else have a plastic bag full of plastic bags in their house, or is it just me?
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08-30-2013 23:08 by
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2014 is in 4 months.. Let that sink in
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08-30-2013 23:08 by
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Why do people in movies keep all their lights off when they hear a noise? I’d be lighting that place up like friggin’ Times Square.
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08-30-2013 23:07 by
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People who squirt Ketchup all over their fries instead of dipping them are not people you want in your life.
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08-28-2013 21:09 by
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LIL KIM IS STILL ALIVE?
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08-25-2013 22:30 by
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Taking awful cold medicine as a kid taught me how to take shots in college.
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08-24-2013 22:14 by
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Thinking that girl was special, then you realized that she's like that with everyone.
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08-24-2013 22:11 by
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They say milk gives you strenght so I drank 5 glasses and still couldnt move a wall, I tried 13 shots of vodka and saw the wall move by itself.
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08-23-2013 23:37 by
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A Mosquito landed on my friends face.. Easiest decision of my life..
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08-23-2013 23:33 by
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7 billion people, 14 billion faces.
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08-23-2013 23:15 by
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No matter how long you have been together, it's completely okay to walk out of someone's life if you just don't feel like you belong there anymore.
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08-23-2013 23:14 by
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i swear; when people are in love they are never themselves, they are something else....
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08-23-2013 23:12 by
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When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President. Now I’m beginning to believe it
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08-23-2013 23:09 by
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Feeling Ugly...go hang out in Wal-Mart for a few hours.
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08-17-2013 22:07 by
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