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How the hell did Charles Manson get like 16 people to murd.r for him? I can't even get two kids to brush their teeth.
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04-17-2011 23:08 by
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Just Unfriended a Facebook Friend on their Birthday… that takes TRUE GRIT!
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04-18-2011 19:11 by
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We may love the wrong person, cry for the wrong reason. But one thing is sure, mistakes help us to find the right person!
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04-18-2011 19:13 by
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Why is it that most nudists are people you don't want to see naked?
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04-18-2011 19:14 by
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A rumor goes in one ear and then out of many mouths.
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04-18-2011 20:15 by
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I wonder what the person I`m going to marry is doing right now
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04-18-2011 22:18 by
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I watch so many crime shows on Tv, that when I turn off the Tv set, I wipe my fingerprints 0ff the remote.
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04-19-2011 21:23 by
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Non-Smoker - I hate cigarettes...!Smoker - Me too , thats why I am burning it. ! !
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04-19-2011 21:25 by
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I Liked your Status and now 25 notifications later........I'm hating me for Liking your status!
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04-19-2011 21:34 by
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When it comes to kicking someones ass I'm brave but when it comes to telling you how I feel I'm as weak as a toothpic
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04-19-2011 21:45 by
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When life gives you a Grenade, pull the pin and toss it to your EX..
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04-19-2011 21:58 by
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Hard work never killed anybody, but it does keep you off Facebook
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04-20-2011 17:13 by
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Dude is texting with a flip phone, just like George Washington did.
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04-20-2011 17:15 by
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Nothing like an old high school crush finding you & friending you on Facebook because he needs cows or some crap for Farmville.
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04-20-2011 17:23 by
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If you google “MySpace” your computer will ask “Are you serious right now?”
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04-20-2011 17:24 by
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Every girl has 3 guys in her life: one she loves, one she hates, and the one she can't live without. But in the end, it's the same guy!
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04-20-2011 22:37 by
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If someone throws a stone at you, throw a flower at them. But remember to throw the flower pot with it.
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04-20-2011 23:01 by
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I also think Facebook should change “Friends” to “People with whom I have made eye contact”.
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04-22-2011 11:04 by
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How come whenever I tell someone I play guitar, they challenge me to Guitar Hero? I have never challenged a veteran to Call of Duty.
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04-22-2011 11:05 by
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My 20 year high school reunion is in a few months. I need help with making up some amazing crap that I've done.
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04-22-2011 11:06 by
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