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   messageicon Her phone display is brighter than her future.
←Rate | 01-19-2014 09:20 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just because I pet your dog doesn't mean I want to talk to you, get over yourself hot girl.
←Rate | 03-02-2013 01:51 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon I don't necessarily enjoy being the bad influence...but hey, somebody has to do it!
←Rate | 03-21-2013 08:40 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon I get very competitive at all you can eat buffets.
←Rate | 09-29-2012 15:13 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon I like this mannequin challenge. It gets idiots to shut the hell up for a minute.
←Rate | 11-18-2016 22:42 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Johnny Depp and his partner separated. They agreed to share custody of the kids, but are suing the hell out of each other over the scarves.
←Rate | 06-19-2012 15:33 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon My wife said I never do anything for her so I packed her bags and put them outside.
←Rate | 07-11-2012 15:42 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon This episode was brought to you by an overreaction, the crazy voices in her head, and a special guest appearance from PMS.
←Rate | 10-06-2012 11:36 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Being all talk and no action sounds relaxing.
←Rate | 06-16-2014 13:44 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hey husbands, only 2 more days to get your wife a gift for Valentine's Day so she can be less angry at you for about 3 hours.
←Rate | 02-12-2014 12:19 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dude, if you've never hit the brakes while your girl was putting on lipstick…we'll never be friends.
←Rate | 12-11-2012 06:43 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Stupidity is dangerous, and thanks to social media we have managed to weaponize it.
←Rate | 09-12-2013 13:11 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Demi Moore's next husband is swimming around in Justin Bieber's balls right now.
←Rate | 12-30-2011 10:35 by Baddie | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon Does this hot water bottle and 12 cats in my bed make me look like I've given up on life?
←Rate | 11-09-2012 01:57 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon I bought a used sex doll. I like a woman with experience.
←Rate | 01-22-2012 15:19 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon When a woman tells you 'you're cute', it means you're ugly and you just entered the friendzone.
←Rate | 01-19-2013 13:23 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon I can totally relate to cranky elderly people. I mean you can only be nice for so long!
←Rate | 11-16-2012 07:35 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon I farted in Walmart and the lady next to me asked what kind of perfume I was wearing
←Rate | 02-28-2014 13:07 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon I want a woman who can cook, clean, do the laundry, pay the bills & still set aside the time to have sex with me while her husbands at work
←Rate | 10-03-2012 09:53 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Christmas Gift idea: Take her to the Planetarium so she can see the world doesn't revolve around her.
←Rate | 12-18-2014 23:48 by Baddie Comments (0)  



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