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The hippopotamus can run faster than humans on land and can swim faster than humans in water. This means that the only way you can beat a hippopotamus in a triathlon is on a bicycle.
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I’ve had a lot more interest from women since I’ve been forced to wear a mask and I don’t know how to feel about that.
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07-14-2020 09:49
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That concludes the Time Travelers Club meeting, see you all last month.
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05-06-2017 10:15 by
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Who needs conspiracy theories when reality is crazy enough lately. .. ugh
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06-04-2017 16:59 by
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I have nothing to update. I'm just making it look like I'm doing something at a party so people won't talk to me.
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07-16-2017 07:10 by
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I'm glad the Eclipse is over so I can go back to staring directly into the sun.
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08-22-2017 13:43
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Geez. I make one little mistake and my pharmacist now adds "by mouth" on the prescription label.
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09-14-2017 07:56
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How to save money this Halloween. Place an empty bowl out with a sign. Please only take one piece of candy.
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10-10-2017 18:45 by
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my new years resolution is to try to actually finish someth
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01-06-2018 01:11
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There is a company called Kia and a company called Nokia. I’m not sure who to believe
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01-06-2018 05:07
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It's just a mater of time before bathrooms will eventually be called Selfie Rooms
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01-08-2018 06:25
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Yes, your smart devices can talk to each other now and they are giggling about you behind your back.
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01-20-2018 20:25 by
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If you buy weight loss products at GNC the only thing you'll lose is your money...
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01-25-2018 12:36
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I always ask if I can pay in bitcoins now, not because I have any but because I want to be cool
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02-07-2018 11:54
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If you receive a text/forward that says, ”Send it to all your friends,” then please don't consider me as your friend while forwarding it, thanks
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04-03-2018 05:56
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If you ever want to know what you look like to the world, don’t look in a mirror, have a child draw you
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04-04-2018 07:08
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"It wasn’t me" - First rule of fart club
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04-08-2018 13:46
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Florida traffic is a confusing mix of NASCAR rejects and people old enough to have owned a Model T.
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04-08-2018 14:18
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If I could go back in time I would put cheese on a lot more things.
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04-09-2018 02:12
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Allow me to explain myself via a new communication method I like to call "Interpretive Napping"
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