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When I was a kid people who wore there hat crooked, pants half off, and shoes untied rode the short bus 
My friend was going to let me borrow her Escalade but I didn't want people to think I was on welfare.
I love when my friends lock their keys in their car... And then call me like I can do something about it.. Just because I'm black doenst mean I know how to break into cars!
The worst part about the end of February is having to take down all my Black History Month decorations
Just putting it out there, most Americans, myself included, don't like Our governments involvement in other countries either. Don't hate the American people, it's our governments doing, not ours.
in order to disburse the crowd in Ferguson police dropped job applications from the policehelicopters
I know it's warm outside and spring is in the air BUT if you haven't worked out this winter, please don't dress like it. I see ladies walking around with half shirts looking like half opened cans of biscuits.
Facebook does NOT ruin relationships. Relationships ruin Facebook.
Tom Brady should be forced to spend those 4 games at a Children's Hospital blowing up balloon animals.
Back in my day we rode our bikes without helmets and we turned out fine. And you know what else? Back in my day we rode our bikes without helmets and we turned out fine.
I get the feeling that there are more people out there that have put more time into supporting gay marriage this past week than they have in supporting there own in the past year.
If you want someone to listen to you, start the conversation with..I shouldn't be telling you this..
All women are crazy but if you pretend to listen to them when they talk, they will let you live.
Dear Hurricane Irene: Don't disappoint me like the " Rapture" a few months ago. Their are only so many times I'm willing to sit naked on my deck with a cigar expecting the "end times". Bring It, you stinky b!tch. I made potato salad.....
Beer before liquor, never been sicker; liquor before Nyquil, something something heart palpitations
NASA says there is a 1 in 3000 chance debris from their satellite could hit someone. *Please be Casey Anthony, Please be Casey Anthony, Please be Casey Anthony*
Life without friends is like boobs without nipples( )( ), just pointless!
Stay warm people. It's supposed to be "R. KELLY" cold out there this weekend. And by that I mean "IN THE TEENS."
There are only 5 things we need in life: Good friends.. Good job.. Good food.. Good sleep..&"GOOD _UCK" whatever you are thinking. That's right! :D
100% of all divorces are caused by marriage. 