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I listen to nothing more closely than the muffled conversation happening after someone has accidentally butt dialed me.
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03-02-2012 21:11 by
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I can't hear you, so I'll just laugh and hope it wasn't a question
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05-12-2011 23:20 by
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Mentally preparing yourself to step out of the shower during winter.
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09-20-2012 21:51 by
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It's time to clean the refrigerator when something closes the door from the inside.
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08-24-2011 09:44 by
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Young enough to know I can, old enough to know I shouldn't, stupid enough to do it anyway.
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05-02-2012 21:14 by
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I don’t know who invented Nutella, but I’m going to assume they went to Hogwart’s.
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04-26-2013 21:29 by
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The corner of my bathtub is also referred to as "The Shampoo Bottle Graveyard"
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04-01-2012 22:14 by
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Why is it that most nudists are people you don't want to see naked?
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04-18-2011 19:14 by
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I don't confront people. I was raised right. I talk stuff behind their backs. It's called manners.
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05-29-2011 23:19 by
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Okay everyone hold.... HOLD... we will slide down and all attack at once!" - Ice cubes in the bottom of a cup.
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04-23-2012 21:16 by
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Oh, you're engaged and in high school? I'm sure your marriage will last forever.
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05-26-2012 23:17 by
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The less you give a damn, the happier you will be.
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03-04-2012 21:18 by
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I don't have a problem with idiots… I have a problem with the fact they they have an internet connection.
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09-11-2012 21:33 by
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Break-ups aren't always meant for make-ups, sometimes they're meant for wake-ups.
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05-03-2013 21:14 by
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Congrats on being one of the "cool kids" in Highschool. Too bad about the rest of your life though.
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07-16-2012 22:14 by
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If I had a year to live, I would spend it with my ex... because it would be the longest year of my life.
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06-15-2012 22:04 by
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Today, I learned if you dream you're having a piss, you most likely are having a piss.
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11-10-2011 20:25 by
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There's nothing like celebrating America's independence by spending hundreds of dollars on Chinese fireworks.
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07-04-2012 22:47 by
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I bet heroin addicts can open a Capri sun on the first try.
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04-28-2013 21:41 by
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When Facebook starts showing how many times you viewed somebody\'s profile, were all damn screwed.
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05-19-2011 22:41 by
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