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Billion dollar idea: A phone that charges using body fat!
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04-08-2014 14:28 by
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My sister is holding her baby in one hand and a cup of Starbucks in the other, I'm going to toss her phone at her to see who gets dropped.
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04-08-2014 01:38 by
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At what point does the amount of abnormal in your life become so great that abnormal is your new normal?
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04-07-2014 14:00 by
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Let's get naked and stay that way for a day. Or three.
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04-05-2014 12:32 by
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8 out of 10 men don't understand women, the other 2 want to be them.
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03-31-2014 14:45 by
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Everything's on sale when I'm broke.
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03-30-2014 15:08 by
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It's amazing how many people are diagnosed with a disease as soon as there's a pill available for it.
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03-30-2014 11:09 by
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It's ok to admit when you're wrong. Just don't tell anyone.
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03-29-2014 14:37 by
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Who need's a spouse when you have the Facebook?
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03-28-2014 14:20 by
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What do I have to do to get sent to your room?!
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03-26-2014 14:49 by
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Maybe Aliens have not visited us on earth yet because they're all females and they want us to make the first move.
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03-26-2014 13:43 by
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You lost me at 'you should'.
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03-25-2014 15:38 by
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The louder you make a women moan increases your chances of having a sandwich.
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03-25-2014 15:27 by
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America has got to be the only country in the world where people need energy drinks to sit in front of a computer.
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03-24-2014 14:43 by
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I learned from the breast. I mean best. I learned from the best.
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03-24-2014 14:13 by
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I put a Justin Bieber's song as my alarm tone and it works wonders cuz I wake up before it goes off so I don't have to listen to that sh*t.
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03-20-2014 12:53 by
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Sorry I slow-clapped your breakup, couple sitting at the table next to me.
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03-19-2014 04:14 by
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On a scale of 1 to "Get out you're fired" where does napping at work rank?
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03-18-2014 15:20 by
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My biggest fear is dying in a car accident that doesn't totally destroy my phone
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03-18-2014 01:43 by
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What a great time to be alive. If this was 100 years ago I might randomly catch polio, get drafted to fight in WWI or be someone’s slave.
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03-18-2014 01:27 by
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