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If tomorrow, women woke up and decided they really liked their bodies, just think how many industries would go out of business..
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10-25-2013 23:21 by
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Teach your kids about taxes and social security by taking 30% of their Halloween candy and promising to give part of back in 70 Years..
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10-25-2013 23:20 by
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How we man wake up in the morning. Brain: Oh Fu&k. Body: Dont get up. Dic&: This is SPARTA..
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10-25-2013 23:18 by
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Skinny jeans should not have pockets.
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10-23-2013 00:07 by
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Do you want to be right or happy?
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10-23-2013 00:07 by
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Hearing “I miss you” from the right person is a great feeling.
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10-23-2013 00:05 by
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People who have more than 10 items in the express line… Well Fu#k you to
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10-23-2013 00:05 by
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Marriage is like a public toilet. Those waiting outside are desperate to get in. Those inside are desperate to get out.
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10-23-2013 00:03 by
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Life is weird. First you wanna grow up, then you wanna be a kid again.
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10-23-2013 00:02 by
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Why do I have to play 20 questions with the gas pump, before I can pump my gas?
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10-23-2013 00:01 by
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Everyone grows old but not everyone grows up.
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10-21-2013 12:33 by
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A psychology study suggests that when you are single, all you see are happy couples, When you are committed, you see happy singles.
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10-19-2013 00:06 by
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If I pass you my phone to see a photo and you scroll through my other pics, they'll never find your body.
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10-18-2013 22:52 by
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I Shout out to all the beautiful women who don't need to dress half naked to get a mans attention.. Stay classy!!
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10-17-2013 22:08 by
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If you are someone who insists on talking on the phone rather than texting, I’m sorry but, we can’t be friends
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10-17-2013 21:27 by
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Teach your kids about taxes and social security by taking 30% of their Halloween candy and promising to give part of it back in 70 years.
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10-17-2013 21:13 by
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Back in my day we also drank underage, we just weren't stupid enough to take photos of our illegal actions and then display them for all to see..
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10-15-2013 22:30 by
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Dont forget to pay your taxes this year so the Government can give it to people that dont work as hard as you...
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10-08-2013 22:31 by
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Boys Laugh at what they put Girls through but they wont be laughing when they are wiping tears off their Daughters face for the same reason.
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10-06-2013 22:54 by
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I just saw one of my friends on Facebook post a status like. MY DAUGHTER MUST BE SO POPULAR I HEAR PHONE VIBRATING ALL NIGHT.. A okkkk its not a phoneee
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10-06-2013 22:42 by
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