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In order to catch a cab,,,,, one must think like a cab first.
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04-11-2012 09:47 by
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You see,,, Once you start making Freudian slips, you can't stop,,, it's just one after a mother.
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04-11-2012 12:24 by
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If I ever saw an amputee being hanged,,,,, I'm pretty sure I'd just start yelling out letters
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04-11-2012 12:32 by
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Ever wonder how many of your friends are jerks? Just post something with a typo in it..... It's like their mating call.
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04-11-2012 12:36 by
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Benadryl -- the $7 babysitter.
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04-11-2012 12:39 by
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I'm surprised people still ask me if I want to hold their baby given the number of times I've dropped my phone.
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04-11-2012 12:41 by
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Pizza Hut is selling a pizza with hotdogs in the crust???... Aren't the type of people who order this,, the same people who aren't able to waddle quick enough to answer the door?
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04-11-2012 13:53 by
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Ummm,,, I just tried to make a donation to the "Tourette Syndrome Foundation" in England,,,,, and they told me to Sod off.
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04-12-2012 11:24 by
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You know,,, The first rule of redundancy club, is the first rule of redundancy club.
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04-12-2012 11:26 by
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We have a very small hen house door,,,So you've probably guessed already...Sorry,, no fat chicks
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04-12-2012 11:42 by
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I wish I had a dollar, for every dollar I don't have.
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04-12-2012 11:57 by
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Spelling bees think they're better than the illiterate bees.......... ( Sorry, I'll just let myself out..)
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04-12-2012 14:57 by
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NEWS: Scientists discover that doves can't cry............ Prince stripped of high school diploma.......
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04-12-2012 15:04 by
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Right before I die, I'm getting my hand stamped,,,,, Just in case I wanna come back in again.
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04-12-2012 16:34 by
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I want an app. that tells me if my post sucked,, or my timing did.
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04-13-2012 17:49 by
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My Superpower is always picking a shopping cart with "the one crapped-up wheel" ..... Anyone wanna help me design a costume?
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04-13-2012 21:12 by
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Please take the time to get to know me via my Facebook page. I think you'll like what you find. For example, I can type.
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04-14-2012 08:46 by
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I've said it before and I'll say it again: I've said it before and I'll say it again.
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04-14-2012 08:48 by
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I went to walmart today... I got the cart with three wheels and a hoof.... This always happens to me.
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04-14-2012 08:58 by
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That chili I ate last night is causing gas bubble noises to occur in areas of my body that were previously believed to be solid chocolate
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04-14-2012 09:07 by
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