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Women are as horny as men; they just hide their b0ners better.
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04-23-2012 14:30 by
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You know sex is on the menu when she slingshots her bra across the room.
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04-24-2012 13:34 by
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Dear ladies, Not trying to impress you or anything, but I make my own sandwiches.
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04-27-2012 12:43 by
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Let's get drunk and cuddle, coz I want to cuddle your brains out tonight.
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04-28-2012 12:04 by
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How to trick an idiot → (Click here for more...)
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04-28-2012 12:33 by
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Keeping me happy is simple, don't mess with my food.
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04-28-2012 12:50 by
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When you're with the right person, you feel the perfect balance of happy and horny.
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04-30-2012 00:55 by
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A woman's heart is as tender, vulnerable and fragile as a man's balls. Don't break hers and she won't break yours.
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05-01-2012 09:18 by
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You win some, you booze some.
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05-03-2012 14:22 by
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Kanye West and Kim Kardashian are dating now,& apparently it's getting serious. Kanye is who she wants to spend the rest of the month with.
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05-05-2012 07:16 by
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For every idiot proof system devised, a new and improved idiot will arise to overcome it.
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05-07-2012 14:13 by
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The best things in life are free. The worst things in life will cost you half of everything you own.
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05-09-2012 13:21 by
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Your Body is a Temple, let the Spirits in....preferably in shot form.
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05-12-2012 10:17 by
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If someone doesn't stand up to let you pass them in movie theater seats, it's totally cool and legal to fart in their face as you walk by.
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05-13-2012 08:33 by
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Dear Women, We're not lying, we're trying to prevent you from killing us. Love, Men
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05-13-2012 09:54 by
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Good looks are so important when choosing a doctor.
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05-14-2012 15:31 by
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"I wasn't that drunk." "Dude you logged into Myspace"
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05-14-2012 15:40 by
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"Be honest with me" means "lie convincingly".
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05-16-2012 14:22 by
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You guys make Facebook worth it! Just kidding, we are all wasting our lives here.
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05-19-2012 13:43 by
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If your bio says “Single and looking for fun” you better be ugly or we'll know you're sp@m. Pretty women don't look for fun… fun finds them.
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05-26-2012 14:23 by
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