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You remind me of my Chinese friend.. Ug Lee
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04-06-2011 22:17 by
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If you only have one photo on you're Facebook you are either a spammer, or a loser, either way don't request me as a friend.
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04-07-2011 12:50 by
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Username or Password Incorrect” You couldn't just tell me which one?
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04-08-2011 22:00 by
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This morning I put Red Bull into my coffee maker instead of water and now I can see noises.
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04-08-2011 22:02 by
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After 10 Dos Equis beers, I think I'm the most interesting man in the world
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04-12-2011 22:27 by
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I solve many of my problems by simply ignoring them
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04-12-2011 22:28 by
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I just took the garbage out. In 3D
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04-12-2011 22:31 by
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I don't hate you, I never could. I don't regret meeting you, I never will. But I do regret our relationship. It destroyed our friendship!
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04-12-2011 22:56 by
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I swear my pillow could be a hairstylist I always wake up with the wierdest hairdos.
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04-12-2011 23:06 by
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I thinks my neighbor just caught me stealing his Wi-Fi internet.
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04-12-2011 23:08 by
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❒Taken ❒Single ✔ Dont care anymore
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04-12-2011 23:22 by
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I have to constantly remind myself of the fact that life is too short to waste it on getting mad at idiots
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04-12-2011 23:29 by
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A quiet man, is a thinking man. A quiet woman, is usually mad.
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04-12-2011 23:52 by
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There's always that one person who makes you wanna raise your middle finger every time they speak to you
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04-13-2011 21:35 by
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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Faces like yours belong in the zoo. Don't be mad, I'll be there too. Not in the cage but laughing at you.
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04-13-2011 21:37 by
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Old is when your sweetie says, “Lets go upstairs and make love,” and you answer, “Honey, I can't do both!”
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04-13-2011 21:38 by
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I love you like a fat kid loves cake, but lately that fat kid has been on a diet.
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04-13-2011 21:50 by
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Everything is changing. People are taking the comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke
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04-13-2011 21:54 by
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Facebook should change the "Friends" section to "Friends & People I've Only Made Eye Contact With".
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04-13-2011 21:56 by
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God puts people in my life for a reason... & removes them from my life for a better reason.
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04-13-2011 22:06 by
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