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Peanut butter sandwiches taste better when cut in half diagonally...........Listen,, I don't make the rules people.
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05-10-2012 08:34 by
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Hey,,Just started reading "The Chubby Checker Story". No spoilers please,,,,,,, apparently there's a twist.
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11-29-2011 16:29 by
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Ever wonder how many of your friends are jerks? Just post something with a typo in it..... It's like their mating call.
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04-11-2012 12:36 by
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A boy was being mean to my 6 year old daughter yesterday, so she punched him in the eye... Was ice cream the correct punishment?
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10-28-2013 18:17 by
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Pharmacists should stuff every third prescription bottle with one of those snakes that pops out at you... cuz laughter is the best medicine.
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10-26-2013 18:15 by
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I saw a guy in a Prius run out of gas... instead of giving him a ride,, I sent him positive energy & world peace cause that means more to him.
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12-22-2012 01:05 by
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Put glitter on top of all your friends ceiling fans blades........... Wait till summer... Enjoy!
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03-27-2013 19:51 by
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If you've ever wondered what it's like to be a parent,, Just go in your kitchen, scatter cheetos and sugar. Then yell Stop,, No,, & Don't 300 times
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09-25-2012 19:14 by
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They should just go ahead and put a volume setting on my TV that says "Eating Doritos".
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10-12-2012 12:41 by
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My dog licked the crumbs out of my computer keyboard & earned an online college degree.
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10-03-2012 19:37 by
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So if your invited to someone's 4th marriage is it wrong to give them a gift certificate to a good divorce attorney?
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11-09-2014 21:26 by
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It's crazy that your brain can calculate where to put your hand to catch a 98 mph fastball... But won't keep your mouth shut when a woman is angry
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06-03-2015 10:11 by
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If you hold an empty Old Spice bottle to your ear, you can hear your grandpa complaining that someone touched the thermostat.
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10-06-2015 19:16 by
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If you don't have a dog whistle,,,, you can use two teenage girls who have not seen each other in a month.
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07-10-2014 20:00 by
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I keep a xylophone on me at all times,, just incase I have to tip toe anywhere
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04-06-2013 10:04 by
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If I ever go missing,,, I hope they put my photo on bottles of OCD medication, cuz you know those people won't stop looking.
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06-20-2012 21:36 by
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I like to play fetch with my cat....which, you know, is just me throwing stuff,,, followed by disappointment.
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08-09-2014 21:09 by
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I think I'm the only person in this Family Dollar without a neck tattoo....... Wait, a 7yo just walked by,, Yep, still the only one.
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10-10-2013 17:21 by
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PRO TIP: Lose friends the quick and easy way by sending group texts.
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04-09-2015 17:17 by
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If you can't remember my name, just say 'donuts'.... I'll turn around and look.
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01-22-2016 07:23 by
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