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   messageicon Why is Lou Dobbs hiring illegal aliens when Toni Braxton needs the work?
←Rate | 10-12-2010 00:56 by jdpower Comments (0)  


   messageicon During Obama's appearance on Mythbusters, Glenn Beck will debut his new Fox News show, Mythspreaders.
←Rate | 10-20-2010 10:50 by jdpower Comments (0)  


   messageicon Casey Anthony is still a MILF.. The 'M' just stands for Murderer.
←Rate | 07-08-2011 22:42 by jdpower Comments (0)  


   messageicon I have Bieber Fever. I listened to a song by Justin Bieber and now have a 103 degree temperature, I'm throwing up, and have a huge headache.
←Rate | 07-22-2010 17:44 by jdpower Comments (0)  


   messageicon I wonder if the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks by claiming all his appendages were "elephant-sized".....
←Rate | 04-13-2010 00:53 by jdpower Comments (0)  


   messageicon Study: 50% of Jumbotron Marriage Proposals.. End in Jumbotron Divorce.
←Rate | 09-14-2011 22:11 by jdpower Comments (0)  


   messageicon When there was only one set of footprints, that was when Jesus was flying. What, you don't think Jesus can FLY??
←Rate | 09-27-2010 15:33 by jdpower Comments (0)  


   messageicon The most stunning thing about Obama's nuclear announcement was that we have a President who can pronounce "nuclear."
←Rate | 04-13-2010 00:58 by jdpower Comments (0)  


   messageicon There are two types of people in the world - those who have had Dinty Moore's Beef Stew and those who have not.
←Rate | 10-21-2010 23:33 by jdpower Comments (0)  


   messageicon In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man doesn't have to worry about people staring at his patch.
←Rate | 11-15-2010 23:14 by jdpower Comments (0)  


   messageicon California judge overturns Proposition 8 gay marriage ban. Williams-Sonoma registry server ban. Williams-Sonoma registry server crashes
←Rate | 08-05-2010 21:46 by jdpower Comments (1)  


   messageicon Obama checks Declaration of Independence.. fails to find National Treasure map on back.
←Rate | 09-14-2011 22:12 by jdpower Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sarah Palin probably thinks Obama's drilling plan doesn't go far enough in terms of wrecking the environment.
←Rate | 04-13-2010 00:52 by jdpower Comments (0)  


   messageicon The saxophone still hasn't been brought to justice for everything it did in the 1980s.
←Rate | 08-24-2010 18:44 by jdpower Comments (0)  


   messageicon These E*Trade babies probably annoy everyone in the bar when they play Golden Tee.
←Rate | 11-29-2010 21:18 by jdpower Comments (0)  


   messageicon If aliens landed & saw Glenn Beck, they'd be like, "Oh, he has a show here too?"
←Rate | 04-13-2010 00:49 by jdpower Comments (0)  


   messageicon Tried to log into my WellsFargo.com account with my MILF-Hunter.com password. Oh, whatever, like you never did that!
←Rate | 05-21-2010 02:08 by jdpower Comments (0)  



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