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My pen!s ejects bronzer if any of you ladies need a spray tan
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03-15-2012 01:13 by
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Casey Anthony is still a MILF.. The 'M' just stands for Murderer.
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07-08-2011 22:42 by
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I have Bieber Fever. I listened to a song by Justin Bieber and now have a 103 degree temperature, I'm throwing up, and have a huge headache.
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07-22-2010 17:44 by
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I wonder if the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks by claiming all his appendages were "elephant-sized".....
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04-13-2010 00:53 by
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The most stunning thing about Obama's nuclear announcement was that we have a President who can pronounce "nuclear."
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04-13-2010 00:58 by
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Study: 50% of Jumbotron Marriage Proposals.. End in Jumbotron Divorce.
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09-14-2011 22:11 by
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When there was only one set of footprints, that was when Jesus was flying. What, you don't think Jesus can FLY??
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09-27-2010 15:33 by
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There are two types of people in the world - those who have had Dinty Moore's Beef Stew and those who have not.
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10-21-2010 23:33 by
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In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man doesn't have to worry about people staring at his patch.
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11-15-2010 23:14 by
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California judge overturns Proposition 8 gay marriage ban. Williams-Sonoma registry server ban. Williams-Sonoma registry server crashes
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08-05-2010 21:46 by
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Sarah Palin probably thinks Obama's drilling plan doesn't go far enough in terms of wrecking the environment.
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04-13-2010 00:52 by
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Obama checks Declaration of Independence.. fails to find National Treasure map on back.
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09-14-2011 22:12 by
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The saxophone still hasn't been brought to justice for everything it did in the 1980s.
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08-24-2010 18:44 by
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These E*Trade babies probably annoy everyone in the bar when they play Golden Tee.
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11-29-2010 21:18 by
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If aliens landed & saw Glenn Beck, they'd be like, "Oh, he has a show here too?"
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04-13-2010 00:49 by
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Tried to log into my WellsFargo.com account with my MILF-Hunter.com password. Oh, whatever, like you never did that!
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05-21-2010 02:08 by
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