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If it ain't KRAFT Mac and Cheese, it ain't Mac and Cheese!!!!
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12-08-2014 14:46 by
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Still can't believe Skeletor and Stretch Armstrong sold out and started selling cars.....
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12-07-2014 15:05 by
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Why does my car want my ears to explode when I open a back window?
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10-11-2014 14:31 by
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I can't believe Razor Companys are making any money.....$40 for 10 blades thet cost $.25 to make???
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12-29-2013 10:51 by
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Be beautiful on the inside.....eat more glitter!!
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03-06-2013 09:43 by
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i wish I could pick which brain cells the alcohol kills....There's ALOT of crap I wish I could forget about.....
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03-06-2013 09:37 by
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Q) Why was the Snowman so happy? A) He saw the SnowBlower coming!!!!
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12-03-2011 09:32 by
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This years NBA season so far has been the best one I can ever remember
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11-18-2011 22:05 by
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I wonder if the person who invented trail mix actually discovered it when they were cleaning out their car and moved their kids' car seats.
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11-18-2011 22:04 by
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One thing I've learned from my mistakes is, I don't learn from my mistakes!!
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09-24-2011 17:49 by
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Just got the new Payton Manning Bobble Head Doll....But the head won't move!!
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09-09-2011 09:40 by
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Her: The trash needs taken' out....Me (pushing trash down): NOPE, it's good!!
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09-09-2011 09:39 by
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I was watching my dog lick himself when I though "I'm gonna try that".....He bit me!!!!
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08-12-2011 23:28 by
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Just because I'm drive, doesn't mean I can't drunk!!!
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08-12-2011 23:17 by
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Hopefully today I don't have any unknown kids coming to my door with gifts.....Happy Fathers Day anyways......
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06-19-2011 10:11 by
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Wish Adam would have spent more than just a rib.....
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06-10-2011 23:02 by
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Today I told my car it's okay for it to tell me if it's a transformer. It didn't answer. I assume it's just waiting for the right moment.
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06-10-2011 22:59 by
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You know the person on the other end of the phone is comfortable with you when you can hear the toilet flushing.....
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06-10-2011 13:04 by
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I bought the new Kurt Cobain Bobble Head doll....but now the d@mn head keeps popping off it.....
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06-03-2011 09:12 by
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If the NBA wants to increase viewers, they should start playing FOOTBALL!!!
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05-18-2011 21:30 by
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