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at this point in our culture I'm very surprised there aren't people with nut allergies boycotting the peanuts movie
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11-09-2015 12:15 by
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According to astronomy, when you wish upon a star, you're actually a few million years late. That star is dead. Just like your dreams.
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07-19-2014 22:09 by
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Sorry for chest bumping Chuck E Cheese so hard he fell down and broke his arm, but in my defense the Kidz Bop version of Enter Sandman came on.
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03-25-2014 00:46 by
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Just saw the trailer for "Noah." I hear The Book is better.
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02-22-2014 13:30 by
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Hey Russia, you spelled Sushi wrong.
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02-11-2014 22:21 by
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I have laughed more at the Broncos offense then I have at the commercials.
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02-02-2014 21:18 by
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The Patriots defensive coverage today is almost as bad as the coverage by Obamacare.
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01-19-2014 18:03 by
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How do you get a fat girl to sleep with you? Oh c'mon guys... It's a piece of cake!
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01-17-2014 01:08 by
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Neil Armstrong lands on the moon: 5 pictures. Girl goes to Starbucks: 47 pictures.
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01-09-2014 16:48 by
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Why the hell is a group of Kangaroos NOT called a Kangacrew?
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01-08-2014 11:39 by
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i saw an ad on craigslist once that said “free firewood, you collect it” so I wrote to the guy and said “bud you just wrote an ad for the woods”
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01-03-2014 15:48 by
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My Mexican waiter put my food down in front of another white man who looked nothing like me. So I totally get it now. Oh wait that's not my waiter.
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01-03-2014 15:40 by
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Sorry I set up a smoke machine and played The Undertaker's theme song at your grandmother's funeral.
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01-03-2014 15:36 by
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Better ingredients. Better pizza. Horrible acting. Papa Johns.
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01-03-2014 15:34 by
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I bet Bruce Wayne sometimes accidentally signs his credit card receipts "Batman" when he's drunk. I know I do.
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01-03-2014 15:32 by
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Walmart calls it the "self checkout" line. I call it the "I'm not going to pay for all of this" line.
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12-25-2013 18:00 by
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Justin Bieber wants to take Paul Walkers place in the new Fast and Furious film. Why doesn't he take his place in the car accident instead?
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12-14-2013 20:40 by
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What idiot named it toilet paper instead of crapkins
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12-09-2013 13:33 by
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what idiot named it erectile dysfunction instead of ballzheimer's
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12-06-2013 14:13 by
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Why "Trojan" condoms? Didn't the Trojan horse burst open & thousands of little guys poured out? Less than stellar marketing.
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12-01-2013 06:45 by
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