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   messageicon Q: What’s the difference between a Hillary Clinton fanatic’s brain and a diaper load of hot diarrhea? A: None, they’re the same thing.
←Rate | 11-19-2017 07:12 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Just as my wife figured out the meaning of life she started the change of life.
←Rate | 11-19-2017 05:27 by Jake Comments (0)  

   messageicon MUGABE MUST GO!!!!!!!
←Rate | 11-19-2017 05:09 Comments (0)  

   messageicon The reason I question my self is because my answers are the only ones I accept.
←Rate | 11-19-2017 04:15 by Jake Comments (0)  

   messageicon My wife is so fat I took a picture of her two hours ago and it's still developing.
←Rate | 11-19-2017 03:21 by Jake Comments (0)  

   messageicon The pharmacist asked me my birthday again today. Pretty sure she's going to get me something
←Rate | 11-18-2017 23:31 by Fr8Train Comments (0)  

   messageicon messageicon Had to talk with my son about masturbation today...I explained that it is natural, and he should probably knock before he comes into my room from now on.
←Rate | 11-18-2017 23:30 by Fr8Train Comments (0)  

   messageicon I never used to mind my wife hitting me in the face as she climaxed.... until I found out she was faking
←Rate | 11-18-2017 23:27 by Fr8Train Comments (0)  

   messageicon Funny, beheading and wedding rhyme.
←Rate | 11-18-2017 21:48 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Finally got to watch "Battleship" on Netflix. It's ok, but not as good as the book.
←Rate | 11-18-2017 20:18 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Charles Manson didn’t kill anyone!
←Rate | 11-18-2017 16:12 by Helta Comments (0)  

   messageicon Don't believe in God? You're not paying attention. "Be still and see that I am God"
←Rate | 11-18-2017 05:36 Comments (0)  

   messageicon If you use the term “butt hurt” a lot, no need for the rainbow sticker. We already know.
←Rate | 11-18-2017 05:19 Comments (1)  

   messageicon Where were these 22 year old female teachers back when I was in high school?
←Rate | 11-17-2017 20:37 by 300 Comments (0)  

   messageicon A report says Fred Flintstone forced a 16-year-old girl into having sex with him and Barney Rubble......
←Rate | 11-17-2017 14:09 Comments (1)  

   messageicon We can't keep on saying "We told you so", to people because if you make them feel dumb, they just doubles down and tries to prove themselves that it wasn't dumb.
←Rate | 11-17-2017 11:58 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I don't really need a wife as much as I just need someone to shave my back...
←Rate | 11-17-2017 11:40 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I liked Meatloaf before he got all soft on us and changed his name to Adele.
←Rate | 11-17-2017 09:32 by Kisstopher707 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Welcome to another episode of Am I Dying or Just Really Tired?
←Rate | 11-17-2017 09:24 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Too bad all those tree huggers aren't still in South Dakota. They could help clean up that giant oil spill.
←Rate | 11-17-2017 09:24 Comments (0)  


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