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   messageicon I got new deodorant yesterday... The instructions said remove top and push up bottom... My bum really hurts but everytime I fart the room smells awesome.
←Rate | 01-24-2018 03:52 Comments (0)  

   messageicon You can tell a lot about a woman by the way she walks...... If she sways her hips from side to side she's good in bed. .. If she takes small steps she's unadventurous. .. If she's tiptoeing away from you shes got your credit card
←Rate | 01-24-2018 03:51 Comments (0)  

   messageicon According to you people, democrats are left handed and republicans are right handed????
←Rate | 01-24-2018 01:05 Comments (0)  

   messageicon when idiots do the "Tide pod challenge" & a friend records it, are they POD casting?
←Rate | 01-24-2018 00:52 by Eddy Comments (0)  

   messageicon Gym selfie challenge: Stop taking them. Seriously nobody cares that much about your workout.
←Rate | 01-23-2018 21:51 Comments (0)  

   messageicon The penalty for murder varies from state to state and by race.
←Rate | 01-23-2018 21:40 Comments (0)  

   messageicon How do nudist clean their glasses?
←Rate | 01-23-2018 21:24 Comments (0)  

   messageicon If your child is eating Tide Pods, you failed as a parent.
←Rate | 01-23-2018 19:35 by RickH. Comments (0)  

   messageicon The government reopened everyone hide your drugs
←Rate | 01-23-2018 15:53 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Steve Bannon and Harvey Weinstein look like they went face shopping together.
←Rate | 01-23-2018 15:47 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Don't trust people who speak too fast. Trust me on this.
←Rate | 01-23-2018 15:44 Comments (0)  

   messageicon The problem with a President Oprah is a Vice President Dr. Phil and a Surgeon General Dr. Oz.
←Rate | 01-23-2018 15:43 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Kids today are such pussies making videos of themselves eating Tide Pods. I’ll come over to your house and chug Arm & Hammer Sensitive Skin Detergent right in front of your face.
←Rate | 01-23-2018 15:40 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Now that the government has re-opened I guess I have to stop removing these mattress tags
←Rate | 01-23-2018 15:07 by markf Comments (0)  

   messageicon Somebody needs to invent a smoke detector that stops beeping when I yell "Alright already!"
←Rate | 01-23-2018 15:03 Comments (0)  

   messageicon To all the NSA agents reading this right now, I just want to say sorry that my life is so boring.
←Rate | 01-23-2018 14:48 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I'l have to be a trombone donor. I'm all out of organs.
←Rate | 01-23-2018 14:37 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I'll take a psycho serial killer any day than an immigrant who wants to live here peacefully and contribute to society.
←Rate | 01-23-2018 13:56 Comments (7)  

   messageicon You democrats need to start mixing your tide pods with redbull and make clean energy .
←Rate | 01-23-2018 12:55 Comments (1)  

   messageicon If a guy comes out as bisexual, he automatically unlocks a new virginity.
←Rate | 01-23-2018 09:40 Comments (0)  


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