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X says Hamas is not what it used to be. You can see they don't have the money anymore. Instead of 70 virgins, martyrs now get a gift certificate to Olive Garden.
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- # 96936 Great news, everybody -- my pants aren't tight anymore! (I finished eating all the breadsticks I smuggled out of the Olive Garden.)
- # 155370 No one in my family has ever actually used the Olive Garden gift card. We just keep passing it down from generation to generation.
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