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Just to remind you: about 152 Days left to Christmas and 148 until the end of world happens again! Enjoy it! 
Somewhere along the way, I stopped trying to gain friends,, and just started enjoying reading and writing posts..
Just walked a mile in my own shoes............ not as good as I thought I'd be
The way my son reacts when I approach his face with a tissue is the way you'd react if I approached your face with a nailgun.
Please spare me the agony of listening to your relationship problems if you always end up with the same idiot.
Come to think of it... I've never seen a homeless guy with a bottle of Gatorade.
I see the grade schoolers are here for the long weekend with the childish "jokes"
Worse thing about having a couple ex's in group of friends. I always have to check the attending list on Facebook events before confirming.
Every time I found something to eat in the refrigerator, I feel like I found a treasure.
Someone needs to tell Dominique Strauss-Kahn that in this country bankers are only allowed to screw their customers.
It's great having a JOB that leaves me Just Over Broke.
Any closet is a walk-in closet if you try hard enough.
ending the night with green beer in a sippy cup!
A sunset is just a beautiful way of reminding you of all the stuff you didn't get done today.
Once they stop talking to you, they start talking about you.
We are the WTF generation : Wikipedia, Twitter and Facebook.
Bill Gates is telling everyone what to do about the virus but he can't even stop windows from getting a virus...
Facebook requires 8 character complex password for what? The bank only wants a 4-digit number to remove all my cash.
How's everyone holding up? It was crazy last night. I must have killed like fifteen zombies. But I still don't understand why they were all carrying bags of candy.
French onion soup is just regular onion soup that doesn’t shave its armpits 