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   messageicon Politicians are constantly rated as among the most Un-Trustworthy people. So how come so many people actually believe every promise they make for when they become president? They should know that they are just going to prove the same point once again.
←Rate | 06-21-2016 19:17 Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's like Canada is the concerned child watching her aging mother (Britain) and weirdo big brother (United States) descend into chaos in 2016, unsure who to worry over first.
←Rate | 06-26-2016 22:19 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I thought a President you were suppose to FIX the problems facing the country ..... Not Make them WORSE!
←Rate | 07-09-2016 22:28 Comments (0)  


   messageicon ... Look .... I'm Sorry but if I see you walk into a fence or wall or see you fall into a pothole because you were looking for Pikachu ... I'm only gonna Laughachu!
←Rate | 07-16-2016 22:35 Comments (0)  


   messageicon To find your cool robot name, take the first 16 digits of your credit card & combine it with the expiration date and security code. What's yours?
←Rate | 11-01-2017 09:01 by Barber Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why is it called "Planned Parenthood"? Since they provide birth control and abortions it should be called "Prevent Parenthood".
←Rate | 04-10-2018 09:52 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Not sure I'm going to heaven. At this point in my life, the best I can hope for is the low humidity section of hell.
←Rate | 06-11-2017 10:05 by Fazzerino Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why is it that the people who say "You don't need 500 rounds of ammunition" are the same people who are buying 500 rolls of toilet paper?
←Rate | 03-13-2020 10:26 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I can't believe it's riot season already. I still have my COVID19 decorations up.
←Rate | 06-04-2020 09:46 by Gripenfelter Comments (0)  


   messageicon if being sarcastic burned calories, I'd look like a total crackhead.
←Rate | 02-02-2012 14:09 Comments (0)  


   messageicon “How about a holiday all about awkwardness and failed expectations?” – pitch for Valentines Day
←Rate | 02-13-2012 19:14 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Being rude to your waiter is the equivalent of saying, "Would you please spit in my food or perhaps do something worse?"
←Rate | 02-14-2012 05:28 by flinnie Comments (0)  


   messageicon What the sign says: DO NOT TOUCH What my kids read: Touch when nobody is looking
←Rate | 02-25-2012 21:14 by Maureen Comments (0)  


   messageicon I was playing with my new toaster in the bathtub today when I read the warning label and it said not to. I was shocked.
←Rate | 02-26-2012 07:08 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Never have I seen humans turn on their fellow man faster than when someone holds up a checkout line.
←Rate | 02-28-2012 10:13 by SuthernFukr Comments (0)  


   messageicon New survey: 55% of men expect to pay on the 1st date. While the other 45% have never been on a 2nd date.
←Rate | 02-28-2012 14:14 by Czovczov Comments (0)  


   messageicon Everyday, I brush my teeth & say "That's it. You can't squeeze anymore toothpaste out of this tube." Then everyday, I do.
←Rate | 03-02-2012 10:25 by SEAN Comments (0)  


   messageicon I really hate people who say, "I know something about you but I cant tell you" Well, I know something about you too and its that you are an a$$hole.
←Rate | 10-19-2011 00:29 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Had many interesting conversations today, but don't remember any of them... Come to think of it, I wasn't even listening.
←Rate | 10-23-2011 19:57 by flinnie Comments (0)  


   messageicon 2012 doesn't mean the end of the world. It just means its time to buy a new Mayan calendar...that's how a f*cking calendar works. It ends.
←Rate | 11-08-2011 18:06 by NJS Comments (0)  



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