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Craigslist has just shut down their adult services section. Looks like the "used futon for sale" ads are about to get a lot more interesting 
Computer games don't affect kids. If Pacman would have affected us as children, we would now run around in darkened rooms, munching pills and listening to repetetive music.........
thinking what is this world coming too?... I started to Google "Is it wrong", when Google started to fill in the suggested searches... Ah... well.... disturbing
Likes it in the kitchen... where it belongs
Without the proper bra support, I run like Tyrannosaurus Rex.
Thanks facebook, I'm really getting the hang of stalking now!
It's very easy to sacrifice for a friends whats really hard is to find a friend who deserve it
says; Life is so much easier than we think -- All we have to do is this: Accept the impossible, discard the indispensable, put up with the intolerable, and just smile at anything... of coarse doing these things is so much easier on drugs :)
When you wish upon a shooting star, all your dreams will come true. Unless the star is really a meteor about to destroy the earth. Then, you're pretty much dead no matter what you wish for. Unless it's death by meteor.
WARNING: GIVEADAMN.exe failed to load. Operation aborted.
What's better?..A hot woman drinking more than you or that same woman buying you drinks?
Hates when people come inside her work when its nice out and says "It's so nice out too nice to be inside!" Thanks I couldn't tell it was too nice to be working, guess that big yellow thing in sky isn't a lemon!!!!!
wish every relationship i've been in had a 30 day money back guarantee!
note to self: even if someone really needs it, strangling them is still illegal. o_o
there is a midget in line in front of me at the Walgreens. He has a bag of pork rinds and a box of condoms...my question...which one do you think was the impulse buy?
Where did Macaulay Culkin get the cardboard people for the party in Home Alone? Don't tell me you haven't also wondered this from time to time.
got rid of my vacuum cleaner. It was just gathering dust.
Don't talk about yourself so much in front of some friends... they do it when you leave
My new years resolution is act like I am interested in your new years resolution
Does anyone find themselves singing hollaback girl anytime they need to spell the word bananas? 