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   messageicon wanted to go for a nature walk in the woods with my ex today, but the shovel wont fit in my backpack :/
←Rate | 11-15-2010 07:49 Comments (3)  


   messageicon Some people come into our lives & leave footprints on our hearts. Others come into our lives & make us wanna leave footprints on their face.
←Rate | 11-15-2010 20:02 by Liz Comments (0)  


   messageicon Son, when I was your age, our video game were Big dots eating little dots while being chase by others dots who ran when my dot ate a special dot....
←Rate | 12-07-2010 17:34 by @Jimboleem Comments (0)  


   messageicon wonders Why is it ok for a Gay man to change in a Men's Locker Room but, it's Not ok for a Straight man to change in a Women's Locker Room?
←Rate | 08-31-2009 15:35 by Vitamin N | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon Here's a question: You ever wonder how many REAL friends you had before the whole Facebook, Myspace, & Twitter thing came into existence?.......You're wondering now.
←Rate | 11-18-2009 17:33 by Danmanz Comments (0)  


   messageicon I've got a time machine. I get in and it takes me seven hours into the future. I call it......a bed.
←Rate | 07-14-2010 15:27 by @nirajnagi Comments (0)  


   messageicon I don't think I'll ever reach the age where I'm old enough to know better.
←Rate | 08-09-2010 17:10 Comments (0)  


   messageicon As a young child my mom told me I could be anybody I wanted to be. Turns out the police call it identity theft.
←Rate | 08-11-2010 12:47 Comments (0)  


   messageicon The problem with new year's resolutions is that people aim to high, start small like..."I'm not going to fart in church."
←Rate | 01-02-2011 17:40 Comments (0)  


   messageicon just watched 'Marley and Me'... Sad movie. I won't give it away but lets just say the sequel will just be called... 'Me'.
←Rate | 01-06-2011 15:24 by Sherif TheSheriff Comments (1)  


   messageicon I am so happy to hear that curiousity killed the cat. For a while, I was the only suspect..
←Rate | 01-26-2011 08:59 by scottyp Comments (0)  


   messageicon "Windows is waiting for the program to respond." Funny... So am I.
←Rate | 01-18-2011 22:56 Comments (0)  


   messageicon There are three kinds of people: The ones who learn by reading. The ones who learn by observation. And the rest of them who have to touch the fire to learn it's hot.
←Rate | 04-06-2010 17:21 Comments (0)  


   messageicon loves how my gf calls me on her breaks. Which involves hearing courtesy flushes. Learn to break somewhere else.Thanks.
←Rate | 04-11-2010 12:45 by Samir Momin Comments (0)  


   messageicon Relax. If you didn't want me knocking it over, why the hell did you write "tip jar" on it? Just for that, I'm taking my 15 cents back...
←Rate | 04-22-2010 09:05 by Joser Comments (0)  


   messageicon May the 4th be with you!
←Rate | 05-03-2010 05:21 by @TheChadi Comments (0)  


   messageicon Do you think there's any limit to how many blades they'll put on razors? Like in 2025 there will be the Schick Annihilator 100.
←Rate | 05-03-2010 17:17 by Joser Comments (0)  


   messageicon having an out of money experience
←Rate | 05-05-2010 11:34 by Yaj Comments (0)  


   messageicon So I guess the movie 'Armageddon' shows that oil workers are better at destroying asteroids than stopping oil leaks
←Rate | 05-18-2010 11:57 by jdpower Comments (0)  


   messageicon Be sure to take the time to honor a soldier today by punching a politician in the face.
←Rate | 06-01-2010 13:24 by Joser Comments (0)  



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