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The clinton emails can't be that bad....Aaaaand they worship satan. 
Thanksgiving tip #23: Call your dad now and ask him what the wifi password is so he has time to find the little paper it's written on before Thanksgiving.
Ladies, we are not officially old until going braless pulls the wrinkles out of our faces.
"China is beating us badly in every aspect. Even buidling the wall."
So does Caitlyn Jenner get a half-day off? #Daywithoutwomen
Still waiting on the "Once you go black, you'll never go back" episode of Mythbusters.
Hey UNITED, my ex is flying from Atlanta to San Antonio, flight 2145 row 12, seat D. Do your thing
Can anyone tell me the name of that Jennifer Anniston movie? You know, the one where she plays the quirky girl who untimately finds love in the end?
Never trust atoms. They make up everything
My exercise program consists of following women at the store who are wearing tight yoga pants.
I may be crazy, but crazy is better than stupid.
Shouldn't a female Pit Bull be called a Pit Cow?
Congrats Khloe Kardashian! You're father was granted parole!
Eclipse glasses for sale. Slightly used
I got kicked out of the threesome for singing “You’ve Got a Friend In Me.”
Apple were considering making an iPod for kids but apparently, the name 'iTouch Kids' didn't sit too well
If Tu-Pac and Biggie were still alive Kanye would be folding T-Shirts at the Gap right now.
If the paleo diet works so well, why did the Flintstones need vitamins?
There are GOOD COPS and BAD COPS. It is time for more people to shout out the BAD cops and thank the GOOD cops.
So Bayer is buying out Monsanto and will be retiring the infamous Monsanto name. Rest assured that going forward, industrial-strength agri-chemicals will be no more dangerous than Aspirin. 