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   messageicon hates it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
←Rate | 10-21-2009 16:53 by olemissman79 Comments (0)  


   messageicon just won the Australian lottery! I'll be a millionaire just as soon as I pay this $795 processing fee... Suckahs!!!
←Rate | 09-17-2009 08:18 by olemissman79 Comments (0)  


   messageicon gonna update this status, but I got high. I was gonna let you in on my life, but I got high. Now I'm behind the times, and I know why... hey eh, cuz I got high, cuz I got high, cuz I got high!
←Rate | 10-16-2009 15:59 by olemissman79 Comments (0)  


   messageicon the newest winner of the Beijing Film Festival's coveted Crying Monkey Award...
←Rate | 10-03-2009 22:42 by olemissman79 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon preparing to defend himself with the STRENGTH of a grizzly, the REFLEXES of a puma, and the WISDOM of a man!
←Rate | 10-21-2009 20:58 by olemissman79 Comments (0)  


   messageicon preshents to you the ballishtic missile shubmarine Red October
←Rate | 01-15-2010 21:58 by olemissman79 Comments (0)  


   messageicon playing "Two Decades of Dignity." It makes him/her feel a little less guilty.
←Rate | 08-26-2009 22:22 by olemissman79 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon born under a bad sign with a blue moon in my eyes
←Rate | 11-18-2009 07:58 by olemissman79 Comments (0)  


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