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thinks Katy Perry should be offered as a flavor at Baskin Robbins.
yeah and you have justin bieber......... your play america
teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool.
Who is "Taxes" and "IRS"? Those jerks have been sending me junk mail for years.
wanders if a turtle lost it's shell would it be homeless or naked? :)
It will snow. Fine. This is not a reason to panic. Tesco will not run out of food before you starve so don't go shopping like a twat, if you're unsure whether to drive then just don't ok. Ever. Sell your damn car and get on a bus. And please don't ring th
Here's a warning. If I'm really sick and I say "I gotta yak", it doesn't mean that there's a longhaired buffalo living in my backyard
knows that cougars roar all night, pumas growl all night, & kitty cats meow all night. I still love my cougars though.
joe Paterno might be going from Penn State to the state pin
I saw Lebron James before the game and I asked him for change for a dollar. He gave me 75 cents. I said "Where's the rest?" He said "I don't have a 4th quarter."
One skin,Two skin,Three skin,Fore skin.....wait a minute...........
If a genie were to give me 3 wishes... goodbye Kardashians!
I got a funny cigarette and a $2 bottle of wine and a beautiful blonde with me tonight!! Life can't get no sweeter!!
Next time your in a car with someone who doesnt like your driving, wait till they're quiet and swerve on the road, then just normally say, "Ah, stupid ghost cars.."
Pumpkin Spice eyeliner? Have we gone too far?
Tomorrow is New Years Eve. It takes 24,367 bolts to put a car together and only 1 nut to spread it all over the road, please don't drink and drive and become the nut
Youth Soccer: $75 to watch your kid pick dandelions.
I'm pretty sure Jesus Christ is not saying "You can bang all the porn stars you want, as long as you glue a plastic fish on your car's bumper".
Women who brag about multi-tasking should chill out. There is nothing cool about doing 4 things wrong at once 