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wonders how you are going to feel when Facebook starts charging a usage fee. It's just a matter of time. Greedy corporate clones... 
80's music is so 2002
No I havent lost my mind......i sold it on ebay!!!
Hmm, I knew I should've taken that left turn at Albuquerque....
i like it when theres lots of snow on the road it gives the cops an excuse for me to be swerving all over the road when I'm drunk
Before you send me any sick jokes about that murderer in the North East don't bother. It's not even rauolmoatly funny.
Why's Lil Wayne still in Jail? Someone should work on breaking him out. Call T-Pain, I hear he has a boat.
hotter then a priest on a playground..Bazinga
everyday I worry my friends are going to find out that I am not so witty and funny and the status wall will come crumbling down
I'm a lesbian and i'm ok. A butch all night and a femme all day.
Blow your mind -- smoke gunpowder.
Side note for the local weatherman if its 95° and feels like 105°.... then guess what dumbass?.. Its 105°
drinking music...most easily available drug...:)
Just in, Angelina Jolie is gonna adopt another child she just came back from SARAJEVO BOSNIA she got a new son MUJO JOLIE PITT.
was thinking, if lesbians use vibrators......isn't that cheating?
If 2012 does begin to happen we'll just have Kanye interrupt it.
HA! got the dallas cowboys broadcasting the superbowl. "thats the only way the cowboys can get to the superbowl"
Alors On Danse.. :)
when a phone,beeps,vibrates and flashes to tell you it is low on batteries its like a homeless person burning 50 $ bills to show you he's poor
Thinking of moving to Ohio because of ease of spelling the state. Only three letters to remember. 