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The White House was saddened by the passing of Dr. Jack Kevorkian, whom it planned to name its first chairman of the ObamaCare Death Panel. 
This bumber sticker says JESUS SAVES " HE MUST SHOP AT WALMART"
it wrong when your pubic hair is longer than your pubic?
Just caught a woman texting & driving. I hope she knows it's a very big distraction and if a cop saw her she would get charged a very big fine because it is illegal. Anyway, I guess I should pull over and get some gas, starting to run kind of low.
Nice try, New Testament. The only things that can die and come back to life are zombies and Robert Downey’s acting career.
The stock market was 4500 when Obama took office, today it's going to hit 19,000 #worstsocialistever
Breaking news: Barack Obama Unaware He Was Elected President. “I never knew & nobody told me” said Obama.......
kicking it ol' school
I want a Life Alert necklace,,,, but instead of calling an ambulance it orders me a pizza
Jesus went to a dinner party on thursday, he woke up crucified on friday and he resurrected on sunday. Sounds a lot like my weekends.
Q: What is the difference between a Hell'$ Angel and Jehovah's Witness? A: The Hell'% Angel comes to your door and tells YOU to "F*&%k Off!!"
whats the difference between mike vick and a dollar bill....you can get 4 quarters out of a dolla
If I made a clone of myself and made out with myself would it be considered gay or masterbation?
If you don’t want my help disciplining your little brats then I don’t want more of my tax dollars used to help educate them.
WE BUILT THIS CITY WE BUILT THIS CITY ON the ruthless and systematic exploitation of the working class through industrial capitalism
Hasnt Slept since thursday night.....Id like to request a moment of silence for all the innocent Brain cells lost over the events of the last 48hrs, you will be greatly missed. kk time 4 sleep
"Just Gonna Stand There And Watch Me Burn, Well That's Alright Because I Like The Way It Hurts" - Joan of Arc
pink eye... I knew it was a bad idea to wear ur undies on my head
on the 8th day god created beer to keep Canadians from taking over the world
I lost my virginity, can I have yours? 