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I wish I carried myself with the smug, all-knowing arrogance as people who've read all the Game of Thrones books.
Maybe if you really love them you won't put them to the ultimate test of seeing just how much of your bullsh*t they can actually put up with
No, of course I don't find it weird you brought your cat as a date
Why can't they just put the power bank batteries on phones and save us all the trouble
I cuddle on the first date.
15 km run 50 laps of the pool yoga on the beach fresh fruit salad all before 6:30am is what fit healthy people like to do Me : I'm just waiting for the all you can eat buffet breakfast to consume copious amounts of bacon.... ** Your body is a temple **
The thing about a woman's smile is not knowing if she's simply happy, or because she can't wait to burn your clothes for replying "k" to her heartfelt text message.
wondering what his dad meant when he said he should have rolled over and shot me out the window...
here for your entertainment!
lying in my lovers arms...ahhh my arms are soo soft
I throw a dart at my wall calendar to decide what day it is. Thanks to my bad aim, today is Window.
swaggin', surfin', and clean like dish detergent!
that most likely, Tito will be handing out more than his usual amount of tissues this weekend.
wondering why do we even update this crap?
eating pizza but not the italian kind.. the taco bell kind.
hungry but not for food!!
with mr bean causing all sorts of tomfoolery
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09-01-2009 16:34 by Is with mr bean causing all sorts of tomfoolery
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a little annoyed to see that they sell "Shamwows" at Costco and Zellers...all these years I believed they were NOT SOLD IN STORES!!!
three sheets to the wind and the platic thingy short of a six pack!
its kind of fun to do the impossible 